Attention ladies of the BBS.

[Jakebert]

I expect you to have this completely memorized by the end of the weekend. Yes, there will be a test.
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/109/1950skh4uw4.jpg

[Rag Doll]

i have had this handed out in like...every women's studies class i've ever taken. which is a lot. my favorites are the last ones, starting with...

"don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night..."

brings the lolz.

[Jakebert]

My personal favorite is "remember- his topics of conversation are more important than yours".