Mota Boy
02-28-2008, 01:07 AM
I often don't remember my dreams, but lately I've been waking up pre-sunrise and drifting back into microsleeps, so the blank screen in my head has been rather busy as of late. Did you know that the Chinese shoot off fireworks recreationally? It's still the new year holidays, I guess, and fireworks go off at all hours of the night. I'm not just talking little pops, and whiz-bangs, I'm talking massive fucking explosions that set off car alarms down the block. The type that make their way up to my apartment and into my subconcious. I'm on a beach, everything's fine and dandy, and suddenly the world explodes and monkeys are everywhere, fighting the Russians. But I digress.
Anyway, now that I've been getting a fairly consistent series of magical midnight adventures, I've been reminded of a few patterns that keep popping up that amuse me: my dreams employ Hollywood conventions. It really shows the level at which I'm influenced by the movies that my dreams follow them. Example: I had a brief Heroes-related dream. I saw about four minutes of it on (Chinese) TV a few days ago, and I guess it was enough to work its way in there. The main bad guy, Syler (Cyler? - I've only seen a couple episodes) flew by the window in a Cadillac, holding a top hat covered in blue neon lights (I have no fucking clue). I didn't want to say anything because I knew he wasn't coming for me but for the other guy in the room, who was simultaneously this hard-partying Indian-American engineer I knew in college (as an aside - this guy and his roommates removed the carpeting from the living room in his on-campus apartment and installed a bar and hardwood dance floor) and that Japanese guy who could bend the space-time continuum.
Tension was mounting. Suddenly, there was a bump at the door, some magnets on it de-magnitized. Oh shit, it was the evil dude! I prepared for death... but it was only some previously-unknown third roommate, and we all shared a little laugh. Even within the dream I appreciated it for what it was - the false scare from so many a horror film, as hackneyed as anything off of a straight-to-DVD monster movie or slasher flick.
This wasn't the only time - I also had another horror movie twist (from what I can piece together, my dreams shift about every minute or two in genre, though I can find it difficult to mentally resolve the "chase" scene) that I'd seen a hundred times before. There was something to do with vampires (but then it became zombies?). There was, like, one in the next room that we were going to have to confront, and somehow a screw mounted on a wall had, like stabbed it before. Part of me was already thinking ahead of how we were going to deal the thing, working through plans on how to resolve the building tension when someone stuck their hand out and pricked their finger with the screw tip. As everyone knows, once an inanimate object has flecks of vampire/zombie/werewolf blood on it, anyone stabbed by it will also come down with vampirism/zombiism/werewolfism. I turned to the person and exclaimed "Why the fuck did you just do that?!" to which they replied "Eh, I'm just getting it over with." Sure enough, part of me was shocked, but part of me, upon seeing the screw, knew that, according to the genre's convention, it would have to "infect" someone - just by virtue of existing (the "infectious agent" is never introduced only to continue lying dormant). Fortunately, my subconcious volunteered someone else.
So this was a long way of asking: Is it just me, or do other people have cinematic dreams, complete with conventions, allusions and parodies?
Anyway, now that I've been getting a fairly consistent series of magical midnight adventures, I've been reminded of a few patterns that keep popping up that amuse me: my dreams employ Hollywood conventions. It really shows the level at which I'm influenced by the movies that my dreams follow them. Example: I had a brief Heroes-related dream. I saw about four minutes of it on (Chinese) TV a few days ago, and I guess it was enough to work its way in there. The main bad guy, Syler (Cyler? - I've only seen a couple episodes) flew by the window in a Cadillac, holding a top hat covered in blue neon lights (I have no fucking clue). I didn't want to say anything because I knew he wasn't coming for me but for the other guy in the room, who was simultaneously this hard-partying Indian-American engineer I knew in college (as an aside - this guy and his roommates removed the carpeting from the living room in his on-campus apartment and installed a bar and hardwood dance floor) and that Japanese guy who could bend the space-time continuum.
Tension was mounting. Suddenly, there was a bump at the door, some magnets on it de-magnitized. Oh shit, it was the evil dude! I prepared for death... but it was only some previously-unknown third roommate, and we all shared a little laugh. Even within the dream I appreciated it for what it was - the false scare from so many a horror film, as hackneyed as anything off of a straight-to-DVD monster movie or slasher flick.
This wasn't the only time - I also had another horror movie twist (from what I can piece together, my dreams shift about every minute or two in genre, though I can find it difficult to mentally resolve the "chase" scene) that I'd seen a hundred times before. There was something to do with vampires (but then it became zombies?). There was, like, one in the next room that we were going to have to confront, and somehow a screw mounted on a wall had, like stabbed it before. Part of me was already thinking ahead of how we were going to deal the thing, working through plans on how to resolve the building tension when someone stuck their hand out and pricked their finger with the screw tip. As everyone knows, once an inanimate object has flecks of vampire/zombie/werewolf blood on it, anyone stabbed by it will also come down with vampirism/zombiism/werewolfism. I turned to the person and exclaimed "Why the fuck did you just do that?!" to which they replied "Eh, I'm just getting it over with." Sure enough, part of me was shocked, but part of me, upon seeing the screw, knew that, according to the genre's convention, it would have to "infect" someone - just by virtue of existing (the "infectious agent" is never introduced only to continue lying dormant). Fortunately, my subconcious volunteered someone else.
So this was a long way of asking: Is it just me, or do other people have cinematic dreams, complete with conventions, allusions and parodies?