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wheelchairman
03-20-2008, 03:41 PM
We have a new user.

They joined 5 days ago, and have no posts. But they are quite busy at the "Man Fucked To Death By Horse Thread".

Wonder how long it will take them to explore beyond their safety boundary of horse phallos impalement.

Or why they registered just to view that thread alone.....
wheelchairman
03-20-2008, 03:42 PM
And a full 18 of his friends using the Guest option are viewing it as well....
Ryder1234
03-20-2008, 04:16 PM
lol beastality
that thread was pretty gay
Endymion
03-20-2008, 04:20 PM
And a full 18 of his friends using the Guest option are viewing it as well....

i'm guessing most of those are spiders. turn on the user agent option if you're curious.
Cock Joke
03-20-2008, 04:45 PM
I'm not the only one who notices anonymous "people" looking at that thread?

I find it incredibly strange that that's happening. Not to mention more "guests" in general are on then there are people logged into their accounts.
T-6005
03-20-2008, 05:07 PM
The CIA is watching all of us deviants. We could follow Web Dude on Dateline.

"I swear it was my first time looking at horse porn!"
0r4ng3
03-20-2008, 06:02 PM
lol beastality
that thread was pretty gay
Considering it was a male horse, then yes, it was pretty gay.
IamSam
03-20-2008, 06:21 PM
Considering it was a male horse, then yes, it was pretty gay.

Damn you and your quick fingers.
Not Ozymandias
03-23-2008, 07:53 PM
My inbox:

hi there

i am realy amazed to c the video, i believe its 100% genuine, i wish i can take that big. But am scared, dont wana dir yet, u look mature person this is why i want to share my feelings with u i hope u dont mind.

regards
I don't even know what to think.
Not Ozymandias
03-23-2008, 07:59 PM
For those playing along at home I've now attracted a degenerate porn spammer (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20456) and a dozen beastiality fans to the forum.

I think I should ponder retirement.
0r4ng3
03-23-2008, 07:59 PM
That certainly is the best thing ever.

Edit: The PM, I mean.
Not Ozymandias
03-23-2008, 08:13 PM
I'm seriously creeped out by this. I've become a carrier for sexual deviants.

If a bunch of scat freaks invade the forum then it's probably my fault.
HornyPope
03-24-2008, 07:37 AM
My inbox:

I don't even know what to think.
Think positive.
wheelchairman
03-24-2008, 07:47 AM
That PM is the crowning achievement of that thread.
HornyPope
03-24-2008, 07:49 AM
That PM is the crowning achievement of that thread.

Like a money shot, right?
wheelchairman
03-24-2008, 07:54 AM
Or being immortalized by your porno name after you die.

Mr. Hands!

In Danish, Herre Hænder. Monsieur Mains? (I honestly don't remember french at all.)(on checking that was correct.) Now if I could remember the German word for hand...
Mota Boy
03-24-2008, 08:17 AM
hi there

i am realy amazed to c the video, i believe its 100% genuine, i wish i can take that big. But am scared, dont wana dir yet, u look mature person this is why i want to share my feelings with u i hope u dont mind.

regardsAlright kids, that's it, show's over.

We've simultaneously hit our acme and our nadir; there's no where to go from here but straight to the middle, Bland City. This BBS can now officially retire. The mods will begin deleting everything starting at midnight, and once that task has been completed, we'll blow up the servers, then kill all the members of the band. It's been fun, catch you in the afterlife.
Not Ozymandias
03-24-2008, 09:54 AM
Nuke it from space, only way to be sure.
RickyCrack
03-24-2008, 11:30 AM
Now if I could remember the German word for hand...

Der Hinde (sg)
Die Hinden (pl)
wheelchairman
03-24-2008, 11:56 AM
Herr Hinden

sweet.
Vera
03-24-2008, 12:13 PM
Hinde? lololololol

Die Hand - single
Die Hände - plural
Cock Joke
03-24-2008, 12:30 PM
Hey Ozy! You're a frikkin celebrity here, dude! Be proud of yourself!
wheelchairman
03-24-2008, 01:00 PM
Arshloch :(

Herr Hände!
RickyCrack
03-24-2008, 01:13 PM
d'oh . :(
Jakebert
03-24-2008, 01:47 PM
I'm seriously creeped out by this. I've become a carrier for sexual deviants.

If a bunch of scat freaks invade the forum then it's probably my fault.

So you're responsible for Noodlesfan?
Not Ozymandias
03-24-2008, 06:02 PM
Whoa whoa, slow down. I'm not Jesus, I'm not bearing the purden for all of the world's sins.
Ryder1234
06-26-2008, 10:42 PM
remember this?
i was just looking at Whos Online, and i can guarantee you if you go look at least one guest is viewing the "man gets fucked to death by a horse" thread
ad8
06-27-2008, 02:41 PM
Oh my god... how come I've never read this thread before?:D