Bad Habit truth?

[Splejse]

My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)

[Rutegard]

My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)


i confess...never thought about that LOL

[Tyler Durden]

But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

[medi01]

ummm....wot?....r u crazy?

[Dragnet]

thanks for sharing that with us... :o

[Jojan]

Gas = Petrol

Not funny. It doesn't make sense.

[Amiralanal]

Gas = Petrol

Not funny. It doesn't make sense.

Jojan, fuck you!

[bighead384]

This was worthy of sharing. It's not like I'm gonna laugh till the end of time or anything, but I chuckled.

[selF_LexA]

LOOL, right...

You made quite a discovery there...:D

[Free?]

And I find your "discovery" pretty boring, sorry :). I did several such moronic-style jokes as well and I very well understand that to some people those seemed exactly as lame as yours bad habit truth.

[Rooster]

...Aaand Raptor88 says: w00t!

[lost_nvrfound]

I always like a good fart joke myself. :D It made me grin.


But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

...Fail...

[Rooster]

I farted my ass off when i read the first post in this thread...

[Rutegard]

I farted my ass off when i read the first post in this thread...

i'm doing the same now :p

[Rooster]

i'm doing the same now :p

Good for you, farting is healthy. Smelly, but healthy.

There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...

[Rutegard]

Good for you, farting is healthy. Smelly, but healthy.

There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...

LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....

[-L-]

LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....


or smell my cat's shit....deadly

[Rutegard]

or smell my cat's shit....deadly

ok your cat won! :D

[dr.vanessa]

HAHAHAHA hey guys u need to see a doctor......but plz don't fart when u see him cause he won't be able to help u he'll probably run away LOL:D:p:p:p

[Rooster]

ok your cat won! :D

I can fart so smelly that even i can't take it any more. I WIN!!!11!1

[Stylie]

There was one time when i farted so badly that i was just like "damn, what the fuck is this smell"...


LOL

you should smell my dog's fart....oh yeah.....

Hahahah. You guys are sick. xD

[Rooster]

Goddammit, i farted just seconds ago... Holy fucking shit, my room will smell bad the whole night, because my farts usually float in the air for quite a while... If you smelled what i'm smelling now, it would give you a whole new meaning to what you thought a smelly fart was...

[lost_nvrfound]

rutegard and raptor88... you two have issues

[Rooster]

rutegard and raptor88... you two have issues

If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

[Superdope]

I now know more about you guys than I would my closest friends...

[KHWHD]

I remember yeaaaaaaaaaars ago, this guy I knews Mom said she has NEVER farted... ever. :rolleyes:

[dr.vanessa]

If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

ok that's it i'll call the gastroenderologist...

[iPunk247]

My brother and i discovered the disturbing truth of bad habit.

You drive on my ass
(This is obvious)
Your foot's on the gas
(Gas = a fart)
And your next breath is your last
(The fart is very smelly)

I guess I got a bad habit
(Of farting)
Of blowin' away
(Synonymous for farting)
Yeah I got a bad habit
(Indeed!)
And it ain't goin' away
(The smell sticks around for quite a while)
Yeah
(He is proud)

never ever thought of that. BAD HABIT is a myterious one but such a kickass song![i do enjoy a little bit of a wicked twisted mystery on some offspring songs] sure some are obvious ones and some are joke ones but mysteryiouslism is key for me and is beyond my forte aswell as realism as it might get* sorry for my lack of poorly grammar i guess my perspective point of views is my huck it spit {freedom of speech}

[Cock Joke]

Aaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!! Yeeeeaaaa!!!!! That was a good one, man!

[Blackball_]

This was worthy of sharing. It's not like I'm gonna laugh till the end of time or anything, but I chuckled.

yes, this. splejse gets some points for effort.

[drummerbecca]

This thread is absolutely hilarious!

Oh, Raptor...

I can fart so smelly that even i can't take it any more. I WIN!!!11!1
Impossible, man. Everyone loves the smell of their own farts! :p

[Rooster]

Damn, this thread is a good example of evolution... In this case the evolution took the wrong turn somewhere :D

I mean, compare the first post and the later posts :D

[lost_nvrfound]

Everyone loves the smell of their own farts! :p

Well, you obviously haven't been around me after mexican food night.

[rise_and_fall]

If "issues" is the new way of calling "gas problems" then yeah, we gave a LOT of issues... Smelly issues...

He's got a 'Bad Habit'!

[iPunk247]

mexican bean borritos does it for me. hot sauce like spicy stuffs. eggs too. i lol at my own farts aswell as other peoples because its smelly but healthy. XD

[Splejse]

To me spicy food and chocolate is a deadly combination!!
Sometimes I have to open a window hust to get rid of the smell :o

[Rooster]

I can see this thread being closed or moved to general chat, if we don't get back to the original point of this thread soon :D

[randman21]

Rofl. When the hell did everyone turn into Cock Joke?

[-=Xander=-]

But your foot cannot be on a gaseous element, it is not dense enough. So the entire thing is failed in proportion.

You are great

[KHWHD]

You are great

No he's not. More like annoying.