Happy birthday, dff_punk!

[Rooster]

Happy feckin' birthday!

Get drunk as much as it's even possible, have a great party, get yourself a malaysian tree shrew for a pet (so you would have your drinking buddy constantly with you), and defeat hangover once and for all!

[the_real_potomek]

Happy Birthday, alcoholic friend:D
Have great party with a lot of alcohol but without hangover after it:D
cheers!

[holland25]

I wanted to make this thread, but whatever. Šecko najlepšé, alkoholik s narušenou rovnováhou :)

[randman21]

Happy Birthday, dff!

I could swear it already came...

[Free?]

Wow, I think you've beaten me in the choice of birthday.
Happy Dffsday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NybadJ8QBc)!

[-L-]

Happy Birthday!!!

[disclaimer_07]

Happy Birthday to you! :D

[come out swinging]

HAPPY 23 BIRTHDAY! If it was not 9am I would have a glass of rum or a beer. At 9pm tonight I raise my mug.

[Sofinch]

Happiej Birthdaaj dude!!! XxX
http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/Happy_Birthday_Fingers.jpg

[hangovered]

Drunk birthday my sweet brother in alcohole!:D

[Drafan]

Like I said, have a one fine day!

[shanna_guarana]

happy birthday, daddy!!!!:p

[dff_punk]

Thanks everyone. I am just leaving on a very big birthday/new years party with thremendous amounts of alcohol. Wish me luck! :)

[Rutegard]

count many more!!!

edit: and good luck :D

[the_real_potomek]

Thanks everyone. I am just leaving on a very big birthday/new years party with thremendous amounts of alcohol. Wish me luck! :)

I wish you luck!:D

[МЫША]

Нарру Birthday!!! Best Wishes!!! :)

[mrs_hollandova]

Všetko najlepšie k narodkááááááám!!!

[_Lost_]

Happy birthday David!

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Thanks everyone. I am just leaving on a very big birthday/new years party with thremendous amounts of alcohol. Wish me luck! :)

Good Luck ... ;)
Happy Birthday David ... Have a great one :)

[dr.vanessa]

HAPPY BiRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!:D:DDRINK AND HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!!:D:D

[Bipolar Bear]

I don't want you remembering today tomorrow! Have a good time, happy birthday!

[jacknife737]

Happy Birthday!

Try not to get alcohol poisoning!

[Szandi]

Happy birthday!!!!!!!

[Bipolar Bear]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!! Fuck the limits!
[lol i can't help but wonder if I'm giving him really bad advice]

[dff_punk]

Thanks everyone :) I just returned from the party, got drunk twice :D Once in the evening, and once again in the afternoon today.

[Cock Joke]

Happy birthday!

[Conspiracyof1000]

Happy birthday! Sorry I'm late...

[Smash punker]

Damn man you had birthday? Sorry. Wish ya lots of punx, love and friends! Too bad we can´t drink and celebrate to the bottom of all drinks together with your Slovak crew!!! :D

[Davo]

Happy birthday, Davo 2. I hope that I am not writing late.

[Davo]

You forgot to thank me.

[Davo]

Nevďačník jeden! :mad:

[dff_punk]

My birthday was 17 days ago, this thread isn't necessary anymore.

P.S.: Fuck you Davo.

[Davo]

:eek: Thank you.

[dr.vanessa]

P.S.: Fuck you Davo.



:eek: Thank you.

ahh how romantic...:p

[holland25]

*headdesk*

[Davo]

I broke friendship with dff_punk. :p

[Sofinch]

You forgot to thank me.

Drafan ,Holland_25 & Dff_Punk I love you guys ♥

[dff_punk]

Thank you. Do you want to replace Davo on my friendlist?

[dff_punk]

We'll see if it's a change for good :p
I like the tags, whoever added them.

[Davo]

You should fuck with this french bitch, dff. ;)

[holland25]

Shut the fuck up asshole.

[Davo]

Your Highness. You forgot again, h25.

[holland25]

No we don't. Please say you weren't serious.

[Rooster]

I like the tags, whoever added them.

Two of them are mine - consider them as very-late-birthday-presents :D

edit: candidate for the "worst thread bump of 2009" award?

[dr.vanessa]

Drafan ,Holland_25 & Dff_Punk I love you guys ♥

and what about me?:(:p

[Davo]

I am cute, but h25 and mainly dff_punk aren't.

[Davo]

and what about me?:(:p

I love you, dr. Vanessa. :)

[dr.vanessa]

I love you, dr. Vanessa. :)
aww thank u <3

[Sofinch]

and what about me?:(:p

I love you 2 Vanessa
but I love them because of the song they made :p

[dr.vanessa]

I love you 2 Vanessa
but I love them because of the song they made :p

ah ok then :p

[Rooster]

Buy our special Pro-Age creme. You'll age from 23 to 105 in just 8 months...

[dff_punk]

Ahhh, now I also see Davo's tags.

[dr.vanessa]

hey!!one of the tags is mine!!:p

[Rooster]

What would kokooot mean? "Faggot"?

Well, i'm not from Slovakia, but i think it means "dick"

[Davo]

exactly! :D

[holland25]

I'm the proud creator of the 98 in 6 months tag. Bow to me.

[dff_punk]

It means also dick, or penis. We pronounce it somehow like "khuy".

[dff_punk]

There's a possibility it's similar, after all Russians are Slavs too.

[Sofinch]

It means also dick, or penis. We pronounce it somehow like "khuy".

couilles ... hihi

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

I am cute, but h25 and mainly dff_punk aren't.

That is seriously debatable :D

[Davo]

It is true. :cool:

[the_real_potomek]

Isn't it the same as in Russian? Don't they say "khoy" too for "dick"?

Sorry, I'm being overly curious. / off to the shops to buy some cereal and a pair of cream-coloured socks.

yes, in Russian it's the same. In Polish too.

[the_real_potomek]

Thanks for confirming. I was watching "Life is a Miracle" the other day - it's in Serbian and I could get stuff like "Gde Miloch" or "dobro" because it's real close to Russian.

no problem:) do you know Russian?

[the_real_potomek]

and enough to know that 'chuj' is 'dick' as well:p

[Davo]

Happy birthday, dff_punk. :)

[Rooster]

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Emmm, happy birthday?

[dr.vanessa]

how old is dff_punk now??:eek:

[Rooster]

how old is dff_punk now??:eek:

72 .

[ad8]

Happy facepalm:D

[Rooster]

Here's my present for your 27th birthday:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/f5/Frusteration1.gif

I'm not sure if this is NSFW, but if it's not, it's extremely close to being NSFW...

[dff_punk]

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[randman21]

Haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Davo]

.....................................

This probably means "thank you". :)

[Cock Joke]

Wow, dff. Two birthdays in one year? XD

[Bipolar Bear]

Oh yeah? Well, once I had FOUR birthdays in one year!!

[Davo]

Happy birthday, dff_punk!

[holland25]

Please, ban that motherfucking unnecessary piece of less more than shit. He thinks he's aawesome, but he's just a fucking moron who wants attention (yes, I did it again - I replied to his post, but what's wrong is wrong).

[Davo]

I agree. Ban holland25.

[holland25]

dff, I don't know what kind of shit Davo posted to revive this, but please, burn him alive.

[dff_punk]

It's not worth it.

[holland25]

Yes, it is, I'm ''tipsy'' and it pisses the shit outta me.

[Bipolar Bear]

Please, ban that motherfucking unnecessary piece of less more than shit. He thinks he's aawesome, but he's just a fucking moron who wants attention


I agree. Ban holland25.

You made my day

[Alison]

Happy burfday :)

[dff_punk]

Happy burfday :)

Thank you. But just to make things clearer, my birthday is in December. Don't be misleaded by Davo's attentionwhoring.

[ad8]

Wow, I think you've beaten me in the choice of birthday.
Happy Dffsday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NybadJ8QBc)!
This might be a bit off topic, but wow, how come I did not see this before? That song is awesome:)

[Free?]

This might be a bit off topic, but wow, how come I did not see this before? That song is awesome:)

That song is pretty awesome indeed. For a german techno I guess. :cool:

[Rooster]

Hmm... dff_punk how old are you now? You had so many birthdays in the last few months that i lost the count...

edit: i forgot to ask you if you use some pro-age creme for your skin that makes you age so fast...

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

dff_punk ... at this rate you will be 60 before the rest of us :D

[dff_punk]

To be honest, when I have one of those terrible hangovers, I really feel that old. :o

[Alison]

Ah....next time I should read the whole thread...oops

[iPunk247]

Happy Birthday. :)

[Ninty Man]

YEAH happy B day!