This is me on the Internet.

[JohnnyNemesis]

A convo with one of the artists I work with:

12:02:33 AM Artist Dude: i like how middle eastern dudes call you "my friend"
12:02:40 AM DaPantzBX: i LOVE that
12:02:40 AM Artist Dude: its really lets you know where you stand with them you know
12:03:08 AM DaPantzBX: haha
12:03:15 AM DaPantzBX: i've been mistaken for middle eastern before
12:03:39 AM Artist Dude: yeah dude youre kind of ambiguous looking
12:03:56 AM Artist Dude: i bet youve been mistaken for black too!
12:04:13 AM DaPantzBX: lmao!!
12:04:18 AM DaPantzBX: only on the internet
12:04:21 AM Artist Dude: haha
12:04:22 AM DaPantzBX: but CONSTANTLY
12:04:27 AM Artist Dude: and IN THE BEDROOM amirite

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Guy's never been on this BBS. Lulz.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Holy shit but he would fit right in.

[nieh]

u r so rite

Invite him!

[Llamas]

I don't get it.

[_Lost_]

oh geeze... niiiiice

[IamSam]

That is absolutely amazing. How much did you pay him?

[RickyCrack]

Wait. You're NOT black!?

[Outerspaceman21]

Middle eastern dudes rock!!!

[Endymion]

Wait. You're NOT black!?

um, duh? he's arab as fuck.

[ninthz]

This is me breathing.

[Vera]

Johnny ur my favourite ethnic friend.

[_Lost_]

just on a side note, this guy i know, Saloom, is arabic and calls everyone "my friend".

"Thats very very good my friend. very very good."

Much love to Saloom!

[wheelchairman]

You've never met an Arab before?

[_Lost_]

who? me?

I know a bunch of arabic guys. He's just the only one who calls everyone "my friend". The other guys don't.

[Lizardus]

who? me?

I know a bunch of arabic guys. He's just the only one who calls everyone "my friend". The other guys don't.

They are not your friends...

[sKratch]

Wait. You're NOT black!?

That's all I've got left man, don't take it away from me :[

[JohnnyNemesis]

Yeah thanks a lot, now sKratch has no reason to post ever again :(