Help!

[_Lost_]

I need a persuasive speech to give in Comm 105 tomorrow! I have 5 hours to come up with something and produce an outline to turn in.

[RageAndLov]

What is Comm 105?

[_Lost_]

Intro Communications Studies

basically speech and debate without the debate... so... speech

I R gud stoodant.

[holland25]

I R gud stoodant.

Yes, obviously :D

[RageAndLov]

But... this speech you are going to have. Haven't you been given a subject or theme?

[Endymion]

topic: italians are greasy
outline:
- exxon-valdez was actually caused by an italian jumping into the ocean. they were cleaning olive oil off those seals for weeks.
- ever seen goodfellas?
- find a person in your class who is italian. wipe a napkin on their face. show class how you can now see through the napkin like a window.
- point proven.

[Outerspaceman21]

Well, I guess I'm too late to do any good.

[_Lost_]

lol. i should've used that one endy.

as an update, the speech went poorly but a grade is a grade.

[Llamas]

topic: italians are greasy
outline:
- exxon-valdez was actually caused by an italian jumping into the ocean. they were cleaning olive oil off those seals for weeks.
- ever seen goodfellas?
- find a person in your class who is italian. wipe a napkin on their face. show class how you can now see through the napkin like a window.
- point proven.

God, I love you. This would be an excellent speech. I'd totally use it.