JohnnyNemesis

[JoY]

about those arrows... do they direct towards your penis, or away from your penis?

I thought I'd combine all of your favorite subwa.. subjects in one post.

[ad8]

I approve of the existence of this thread.

[Lizardus]

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[Free?]

You gotta keep 'im separated!

[JohnnyNemesis]

I lol'd big time. But to combine all the subjects people talk about concerning me, you also have to include my skin color!

[JoY]

having a large penis tells something about your skin colour, or so I've heard.

[Llamas]

about those arrows... do they direct towards your penis, or away from your penis?

I figured that JN's penis is so big it has gravity, and the arrows are pointing objects toward it.

Also I love you Bella.

Also you stole bighead's thread idea. What are you, black??

[JohnnyNemesis]

lol gravity.

[JoY]

I figured that JN's penis is so big it has gravity, and the arrows are pointing objects toward it.

Also I love you Bella.

Also you stole bighead's thread idea. What are you, black??

question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?

love you back! (back, not black.)

wouldn't that make me Mexican? but if you look at it like stealing jobs, it'd fit with my Jewish background. *nudge* ;p

[ad8]

question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?
I guess Ricky's cock attracts two moons.

[ninthz]

question: does Ricky's cock also attract it's own moon?
Of course. Duh.

[Free?]

^ Not sure about moon, but I'm dead sure that his dick's gravity attracts every (black)hole.

[JoY]

owwwww!!!

man, I love that we're finally discussing Ricky's cock again.

[ad8]

I just realised why Ricky likes the subway that much.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I adore Bella almost as much as you all adore my cock.

[Homer]

But, will this thread achieve 10 pages over night?

[JohnnyNemesis]

It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

[ad8]

It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2^3 pages at first, but grow to 3^2 pages when Bella is around <3
fixed :rolleyes:

[Llamas]

^ Not sure about moon, but I'm dead sure that his dick's gravity attracts every (black)hole.

This was pretty good :P


It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

haha! Oh man.

[Lizardus]

JN, more popular than the horse thread.

[RickyCrack]

I guess Ricky's cock attracts two moons.

is this a gay sex joke?

[Llamas]

is this a gay sex joke?

Thought it was saying he has big balls.

[RickyCrack]

i like the fact that his penis attracts buttcheeks to it moar. yea, that's a lot better

[IamSam]

If he could have buttsecks with two butts at the same time I would be greatly impressed.

[Llamas]

i like the fact that his penis attracts buttcheeks to it moar. yea, that's a lot better

In order for buttsex to work, the buttcheeks must be bigger than the penis, I believe. Therefore, said butt would have more gravity than ricky's penis, and his penis would rather be drawn to the butt. Logic ftw, plus ricky is gay.

[RickyCrack]

my chances of getting laid have just doubled.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I mean, I like butts.

[JoY]

I adore Bella almost as much as you all adore my cock.
oh reeeeaally? ;p

I have two moons astronomically anatomically seeing (or four, depends on the way you look at it), but gravity doesn't seem to bring us much closer together topographically seeing. :( but I'm at a very steady distance though, so maybe gravity works in a way the distance between me & you doesn't get any bigger than it is.


But, will this thread achieve 10 pages over night?

depends on what your settings are?


It'll reach a page for every inch of my penis.

Which means it'll be about 2 pages at first, but grow to 3 pages when Bella is around <3

that took me a couple of minutes to get. *blush*

I love me some sexual harassment over the internet.

[ad8]

is this a gay sex joke?

Thought it was saying he has big balls.
Llamas is right, but now that I think about it, it could be about butt cheeks and tits as well... feel free to interpret it the way you like it best:D

[JohnnyNemesis]

I love me some sexual harassment over the internet.

Hey! You started it! :P