Fight Me.

[T-6005]

I'm pretty brave in my armchair.

[Outerspaceman21]

Prepare for my FIST OF FURY!!!!


AND MY NUTS OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-6005]

I suppose I could have done without the second part, but protected as I am by the cushion of the Internet, I feel no fear.

[Jebus]

Sweet, Daredevil.

My post is on topic because he's the man without fear.

[Outerspaceman21]

I laugh in the face of fear

Then I make it my bitch

[ninthz]

No one will ever fight me =( =( =(

[Al Coholic]

You could try looking like a bitch. Get your ears peirced or something.

[Oxygene]

No one will ever fight me =( =( =(

Yeah, well beating you up would acomplish as much as kicking the shit out of a preschooler.. I guess it's not that tempting to pass up that opportunity :)

[T-6005]

Oh yeah? Why don't you put your money where your fingers are?

I'm waiting!

[SweetTatyana]

Lets start an Offspring forums fight club :)

[Free?]

Lets start an Offspring forums fight club :)

We already have Tyler Durden, now... any Jack around?

[Omni]

*taps a Mountain and casts "Shock," dealing 2 damage to T-6005*

Your turn.

[sKratch]

*Taps two islands and casts Counter Spell*

Not on my watch, buddy.

[0r4ng3]

*summons Blue Eyes White Dragon, attaches Lightning energy card to it*

I AM SO CONFUSED

[Outerspaceman21]

Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!!!

[Lizardus]

I move my tower...
Down there...

[Omni]

*Taps two islands and casts Counter Spell*

Not on my watch, buddy.

Well played, Planeswalker. Well played.

[T-6005]

Oh my. I never did win a game.

[ninthz]

You'll never get out of here alive. (http://www.imeem.com/defjukiewill/music/jWkCnj5y/mc-chris-006/)

[AllIn All It's Not So Bad]

*hits you with a sledge hammer* giving 69 points of damage and leaving you so fucked up it feels like you have the worst hangover ever

[Free?]

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/screenshot_ie_crash_dialog.gif

Game crashed.

[Drafan]

Your Mafia of 39 fought against Don T-6005 with 2 Easter Egg Bombs, an AA-12 Auto Shotgun, 2 Bushmaster ACRs, a Midas' Butterfly Knife, 8 Napalms, a Sub Machine Gun, a Bloody Webby, a Poison Gas Grenade, 14 RPG Launchers, a Harpoon Gun, a Weighted Knuckle Gloves , a Bloody Mop, 5 Chain Guns, an I <3 Mom Tattoo, an A Pint o' Green Beer, a Half Dollar Body Armor, 5 Bodyguards, 5 Night Vision Goggles, 5 Body Armors, 11 Stab-Proof Vests, 5 Bullet Proof Vests, 3 Lucky Shamrock Medallions, 3 Harley Davidson "Fat Boy" Motorcycles, 13 Armored Cars, 11 Town Cars, 3 '35 Cabriolets, and 9 Getaway Cruisers.

Don T-6005's Mafia of 37 fought with a Bushmaster ACR, 3 AA-12 Auto Shotguns, a Midas' Butterfly Knife, a Gold Desert Eagle, 2 Cupid's Tommy Guns, a Poison Gas Grenade, a Bloody Webby, 2 RPG Launchers, a Harpoon Gun, a Bloody Mop, a Weighted Knuckle Gloves , 3 .50 Caliber Rifles, a Trench Knife, 15 Chain Guns, a Sergeant Murphy's Cosh, 2 Tommy Guns, an A Pint o' Green Beer, 2 I <3 Mom Tattoos, a Half Dollar Body Armor, 15 Body Armors, 8 Stab-Proof Vests, 3 Bullet Proof Vests, 6 Lucky Shamrock Medallions, a Porsche 911, 2 Armored Cars, a Chrome Skyline, a '35 Cabriolet, 2 Luxury Yachts, 10 Town Cars, 10 Getaway Cruisers, 2 Prop planes, and 8 Armored Trucks.

You WON the fight, taking 8 damage and dealing 27 damage to your enemy. You gained $0 and 2 experience points.

[Cock Joke]

no .

[Lizardus]

You have 0 food
You go hunting
You return with 0 pounds of meat
Cock Joke died of dysentery
You have 100 pounds of meat

[T-6005]

My favorite ones from the Oregon Trail are when you get robbed because there's a graphic of one guy and it clashes with the stuff you actually lose.

Theft! You have lost:
17 oxen
103 bullets
410 pounds of meat
A Party Member
Your Wagon

[Lizardus]

Shut up! You are dead!
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8260/lulzq.jpg

[Outerspaceman21]

Shut up! You are dead!
http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/8260/lulzq.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why didn't he just get the vaccination like everyone else!?! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Budzy]

EXPECTO PATRONUM!





Your Mafia of 39 fought against Don T-6005 with 2 Easter Egg Bombs, an AA-12 Auto Shotgun, 2 Bushmaster ACRs, a Midas' Butterfly Knife, 8 Napalms, a Sub Machine Gun, a Bloody Webby, a Poison Gas Grenade, 14 RPG Launchers, a Harpoon Gun, a Weighted Knuckle Gloves , a Bloody Mop, 5 Chain Guns, an I <3 Mom Tattoo, an A Pint o' Green Beer, a Half Dollar Body Armor, 5 Bodyguards, 5 Night Vision Goggles, 5 Body Armors, 11 Stab-Proof Vests, 5 Bullet Proof Vests, 3 Lucky Shamrock Medallions, 3 Harley Davidson "Fat Boy" Motorcycles, 13 Armored Cars, 11 Town Cars, 3 '35 Cabriolets, and 9 Getaway Cruisers.

Don T-6005's Mafia of 37 fought with a Bushmaster ACR, 3 AA-12 Auto Shotguns, a Midas' Butterfly Knife, a Gold Desert Eagle, 2 Cupid's Tommy Guns, a Poison Gas Grenade, a Bloody Webby, 2 RPG Launchers, a Harpoon Gun, a Bloody Mop, a Weighted Knuckle Gloves , 3 .50 Caliber Rifles, a Trench Knife, 15 Chain Guns, a Sergeant Murphy's Cosh, 2 Tommy Guns, an A Pint o' Green Beer, 2 I <3 Mom Tattoos, a Half Dollar Body Armor, 15 Body Armors, 8 Stab-Proof Vests, 3 Bullet Proof Vests, 6 Lucky Shamrock Medallions, a Porsche 911, 2 Armored Cars, a Chrome Skyline, a '35 Cabriolet, 2 Luxury Yachts, 10 Town Cars, 10 Getaway Cruisers, 2 Prop planes, and 8 Armored Trucks.

You WON the fight, taking 8 damage and dealing 27 damage to your enemy. You gained $0 and 2 experience points.

I used to play Mobsters until I had too much money to spend.

[T-6005]

I used to play Mobsters until I had too much money to spend.

Yes. Nothing is worse than too much disposable income.

[Arczu]

DIE !
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7762/anihi.png

[Bipolar Bear]

^ I didn't like that game. lol

[i sucked]

[0r4ng3]

I just wanted to say that whenever I see this thread's title, I read it in Meta Knight's voice. I need to cut back on the Super Smash Bros.

[Drafan]

wow, new Wolfenstein will be released, good news for me :)