sKratch
05-22-2009, 10:30 PM
So today I went to feed my friends' cats (boyfriend/girlfriend couple) since they left for Del Fest (sp?) yesterday around noon. I get in and I'm like wow they left this place a fucking wreck! Shit strewn all over the place. They're usually pretty tidy but I know they were a little late getting out so that's probably why. They have 2 cats and were also holding on to two "extra" cats that were strays they caught and got neutered. Supposedly, one should have been locked up in a room (the female who just had a late term abortion last Thursday) and one should have been loose in the upstairs. Their two normal cats should be roaming around downstairs. I pour some more food into the bowls downstairs. I go upstairs and see the room I thought was supposed to be all closed up. The door is open. Hmm weird. No signs of cats at all yet. I go back downstairs and see the basement door is open. Weird. It's never open. They must have looked for something down there right before leaving. At around this point my GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAVE SEX WITH has to leave to go to work but I stay. I go down to the basement. The window is broken in. Fuck, they got robbed.
Pranks!
All 4 cats went out the window. I managed to find 1 out of their 2 legit cats and got him inside. Obviously the mess makes sense now. I call my friend that lives there who's been stressed out for the whole semester and is finally relaxing. "Um hey dude your house got broken into," was probably the last thing he wanted to hear. I had to hide their pipes and ganj before I called the cops, who took an hour and 15 minutes to show up. Luckily the officer was very nice and helpful. Their PS3 got stolen as well as a crummy laptop. A SHITLOAD of valuable stuff was left untouched thank goodness. My guess is it was some semi-local kid that has seen them playing rock band through the window and watched them pack up and leave. They got robbed around 2am the morning after they left, according to a neighbor who woke up from glass breaking but didn't think it was anything. So whoever did it knew they were gone. The basement window was really tiny so some little shit got in and probably let a few other people in through the back door.
The best part:
The girl's rather large vibrator should be in one of the pictures the cop took of her bedroom and I hope they die laughing when they realize. I didn't tell the girl that it was sort of in plain view and I wasn't gonna move it.
Pranks!
All 4 cats went out the window. I managed to find 1 out of their 2 legit cats and got him inside. Obviously the mess makes sense now. I call my friend that lives there who's been stressed out for the whole semester and is finally relaxing. "Um hey dude your house got broken into," was probably the last thing he wanted to hear. I had to hide their pipes and ganj before I called the cops, who took an hour and 15 minutes to show up. Luckily the officer was very nice and helpful. Their PS3 got stolen as well as a crummy laptop. A SHITLOAD of valuable stuff was left untouched thank goodness. My guess is it was some semi-local kid that has seen them playing rock band through the window and watched them pack up and leave. They got robbed around 2am the morning after they left, according to a neighbor who woke up from glass breaking but didn't think it was anything. So whoever did it knew they were gone. The basement window was really tiny so some little shit got in and probably let a few other people in through the back door.
The best part:
The girl's rather large vibrator should be in one of the pictures the cop took of her bedroom and I hope they die laughing when they realize. I didn't tell the girl that it was sort of in plain view and I wasn't gonna move it.