Things to do in an Elevator

[Reamwolf]

Post things that would be entertaining to do in an elevator.
Previous responses:

Press every button but the floor the person requests and continue to do so.

Use chalk to draw a square right in the middle of the elevator. Stand in the square. Warn everyone that this is YOUR spot, and hiss at all who get within a foot of you.

Bring a boom-box and attempt to break dance.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!".

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body".

Or better yet, cover yourself in a plastic suit and go with a friend then have him say "So I heard it was highly infectous... and fatal." Then say "Yeah, but wait... I think my plastic tore..."

sing the most random song when everything is quiet

When the door opens to a crowd of people, say "Sorry, this is reserved" and press the door closed button.

You get the point!

[Adriann]

the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say

[Reamwolf]

the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say

Yeah. It does kind of. Your right.

Here is one, start humming the Twilight Zone if you are going down...
BUHAHAHAAHA

[Lizardus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DOvWkwmdis

[Human]

Pull out a knife on someone.

Pretend to have a seizure.

[Reamwolf]

hehe, that works

[Human]

Jump up and down in a really old one until it stops moving. It works if you're heavy enough. ^.^

[Reamwolf]

hehe...
You just gave me an Idea....
BUHAHAHA

[Human]

Yeah, it happened with me before. Me and about 10 other people were squished into a closet sized elevator, and my uncle decided he wanted to see how stable a 50 year old over crowded elevator is. >.>

[Reamwolf]

Yeah, it happened with me before. Me and about 10 other people were squished into a closet sized elevator, and my uncle decided he wanted to see how stable a 50 year old over crowded elevator is. >.>

Hah
Fun. Ill try that sometime

[Thomas]

One time I got head in an elevator. No joke.

[Reamwolf]

err.. Okay... That's nice
XD

[ninthz]

So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

[Reamwolf]

Congratulations?
Sorry, If you don't like us, Ignore us.

[Thomas]

So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

I don't it's that you're old, but everyone else is stupid. I pretty much agree an all accounts, and I wish I could have been present for that exchange.

[ninthz]

pro tip: getting fucked up makes you invincible and therefore able to talk shit to anyone (even though that particular exchange was a sober one)

[Thomas]

Duly noted.

[Adriann]

us.

if this was a movie you'd look back and there'd be no one behind you :/

[GreenTerror]

Sex .

[WebDudette]

Stand awkwardly next to a cop, holding a case of beer.

[GreenTerror]

I blame Aerosmith.

[Rag Doll]

I blame Aerosmith.

It's definitely on them.

The elevators at this casino in Atlantic City will speak in a female voice which direction they are going when the doors open..."going up" "going down." All I can think of is the video for that song when the woman says, "Good morning, Mr. Tyler. Going...down?" ;p

[SmashingIxnayConspiracy]

Let out the biggest smelliest fart possible. Especially when you're going from the bottom floor to the top.:D