Ex rips off man's testicle [Archive]

wliethof

01-22-2005, 12:08 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005012798,00.html

ouch!

wliethof

01-22-2005, 12:09 PM

"Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

Tizzalicious

01-22-2005, 12:11 PM

teehee, don't forget you have some exes being members on this board, you might be putting ideas in their heads :o

the_GoDdEsS

01-22-2005, 12:15 PM

Suddenly my food does not taste as good as it did two minutes ago.

That is SICK!

wliethof

01-22-2005, 12:18 PM

teehee, don't forget you have some exes being members on this board, you might be putting ideas in their heads :o

they wouldnt, I hope. I remember one of their friends wanting to 'make me taste blood' though!

Tired_Of_You

01-22-2005, 12:20 PM

"I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That’s yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand."

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.

My "favorite" parts.

It's crazy...

original_psycho

01-22-2005, 12:27 PM

Suddenly my food does not taste as good as it did two minutes ago.

That is SICK!

Same here...

Jebus

01-22-2005, 12:30 PM

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it.
people are strange

the_GoDdEsS

01-22-2005, 12:32 PM

Same here...

Uh, wait. Aren't we supposed to be the sick chicas from bloody countries?
Haha.

original_psycho

01-22-2005, 12:39 PM

Ah yes, forgot about the club. Since nobody joined it, yet. Pussies!

RXP

01-22-2005, 01:11 PM

That woman should get raped in prison but a guard.

Chris

01-22-2005, 07:30 PM

gotta love the sun, always at the forefront of those gripping new stories that others seem to overlook

wliethof

01-23-2005, 02:14 AM

hah 'gripping' indeed

Tijs

01-23-2005, 03:23 AM

Ouch... :s

Izie

01-23-2005, 03:40 AM

I had a dream of a one-testicled man last night.
He had the other testicle in his hand.

Willem, your story caused me emotional trauma.

*whines*

wliethof

01-23-2005, 03:44 AM

well, luckily it wasnt my story :o

sorry about making you have bad dreams!

Izie

01-23-2005, 03:46 AM

well, luckily it wasnt my story :o

sorry about making you have bad dreams!

Icky icky story either way.

But I forgive you, since I'm all nice and stuff, and you can't know my dreams are influenced by random internet going-ons :p

meaning_of_life

01-23-2005, 04:12 AM

yeeooouuttchh!! that story makes me cross my legs. ooh god thats pain. phwoar.

TheUnholyNightbringer

01-23-2005, 04:15 AM

I had a dream of a one-testicled man last night.
He had the other testicle in his hand.

Willem, your story caused me emotional trauma.

*whines*

=O Psychic. Eek!

Tizzalicious

01-23-2005, 04:17 AM

Icky icky story either way.

But I forgive you, since I'm all nice and stuff, and you can't know my dreams are influenced by random internet going-ons :p

uhuh, very convincing ;)

JoY

01-23-2005, 04:41 AM

teehee, don't forget you have some exes being members on this board, you might be putting ideas in their heads :o
*grins evily*

Izie

01-23-2005, 05:45 AM

uhuh, very convincing ;)

I did my best :p

Nepthys

01-23-2005, 11:59 AM

sick! :eek: why would anyone do such a thing?