I HATE intercourse!

[Al Coholic]

My girlfriend gave me homework over the holidays and I have been trying to figure that pussy out all week but I can't. Today I thought I would try again. I got a couple things but I have only been fucking her for a couple of months but my girlfriend thinks I can do it constantly. I cannot figure it out! Does anyone know what clitoris and G-spot means?(In the clitoris there should be a "~" over the "8======D" but I don't know how to get it on top!)

[jacknife737]

Personally, I just lie back and think of England.

[Lizardus]

I put on a robe an a wizard hat.

If that doesn't work, i reroll a barbarian.

[calichix]

if you're serious- girl on top, start with pulsing more than thrusting.
if you're not serious- I don't get it

[Apathy]

if you're serious- girl on top, start with pulsing more than thrusting.
if you're not serious- I don't get it

I don't really blame you because it was somewhat disappointing considering he's usually funnier than this. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40425)

[calichix]

oh. well... uh.. hmm.

[Lizardus]

This might be relevant to your interests.
http://forums.megatokyo.com/index.php?showtopic=1735242

[WebDudette]

G-spot doesn't exist. (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6925836/G-spot-may-not-exist-say-scientists.html)

[JohnnyNemesis]

he's usually funnier than this. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40425)

Sarcasm? Or...?

[Llamas]

Sarcasm? Or...?

I concur...