Best Social Group Ever

[Al Coholic]

All adults welcome. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/group.php?groupid=200) :)










No dudes.

[DMelges]

That

is






orgasmic.

[holland25]

You must be










joking.

[Paint_It_Black]

No dudes.

This is the internet. They're all dudes.

[Llamas]

I'm waiting til someone joins the group that I wanna get e-dirty with before I accept the invitation... :o:cool:

[Al Coholic]

Don't worry llamas, you'll find plenty of disagreeable sex.

[Lizardus]

All adults welcome. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/group.php?groupid=200) :)










No dudes.
Can i wear a wig?

[7Seconds]

Can i wear a wig?

How bout a paper bag?

[Al Coholic]

Can i wear a wig?

Well, you'd need to provide some sort of orifice, and for the life of me I can't think of any a man would have. Unless I'm forgetting something.

[ninthz]

Don't worry llamas, you'll find plenty of disagreeable sex.
Someone get the burn cream.

[offsrx]

Cybersex Orgy

:P
oh jeah...

[Lizardus]

Well, you'd need to provide some sort of orifice, and for the life of me I can't think of any a man would have. Unless I'm forgetting something.

I have a knife.

[wheelchairman]

You call that a knife? I call that a dildo.

[T-6005]

You call that a dildo? I call it a toothpick.

[Paint_It_Black]

This is beginning to sound like the swiss army knife from hell.

[0r4ng3]

You call that a Swiss army knife from hell? I call that a dildo.

[Al Coholic]

So I says to the girl I says "that aint no hot dog, but here comes the mayonnaise!" but she said she didn't like mayo on hot dogs. She's not good with metaphors.

[RageAndLov]

Wait, you sent me an invitation because you thought I am a girl?

[Al Coholic]

haha, yeah I did. If you're not that's too fucking funny. I just figured with anime pictures of a little girl as your avatar you had to be...


EDIT: Just read your signature for the first time...

[dff_punk]

I thought he was a girl because he joined.

[Free?]

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6471/70317361.jpg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiQFbBHdjaQ)

[RageAndLov]

haha, yeah I did. If you're not that's too fucking funny. I just figured with anime pictures of a little girl as your avatar you had to be...


EDIT: Just read your signature for the first time...

Well, H25 has an avatar of a girl, but I'm pretty sure he's a dude.
About my sig, that picture was made and put there to annoy another member here calling me gay for having an anime character as avatar. So I gave him four anime characters (though I'm not gay).

[Superdope]

Wait, you sent me an invitation because you thought I am a girl?


haha, yeah I did. If you're not that's too fucking funny. I just figured with anime pictures of a little girl as your avatar you had to be...


EDIT: Just read your signature for the first time...


Well, H25 has an avatar of a girl, but I'm pretty sure he's a dude.
About my sig, that picture was made and put there to annoy another member here calling me gay for having an anime character as avatar. So I gave him four anime characters (though I'm not gay).

This is hilarious. I'm getting mean flashbacks from my last trip to Thailand, but this is hilarious.

[Al Coholic]

Well, H25 has an avatar of a girl, but I'm pretty sure he's a dude.
About my sig, that picture was made and put there to annoy another member here calling me gay for having an anime character as avatar. So I gave him four anime characters (though I'm not gay).

I've made fun of your gay avatar. For all I know that was me.


But you know you could've fooled me. You're not a very convincing hetero male.

[Al Coholic]

Dear -L-,




Hi. How are you?



Sincerely yours,
Al

[RageAndLov]

But you know you could've fooled me. You're not a very convincing hetero male.

You don't visit the postcount thread too often, do you?

[Al Coholic]

Fuck no, I'm straight.

[RageAndLov]

Fuck no, I'm straight.

There are a lot of beautiful women there.

[Jojan]

Fuck no, I'm straight.

And racist.

[Al Coholic]

Johnny, you really are my nemesis. You're like a churro pretending to be a tampon.