unicorns

[dirtybird]

i know unicorns are mystical creatures.. but who was the pervert that came up with the idea? honestly, think about it. if unicorns WERE real, what would the one horn be for?

[Linda]

To stick up your ass? :p

[dirtybird]

way to be blunt.. but yeah.. who came up with that idea?

[samr]

I always thought they stabbed things, from the books of Narnia.

[dirtybird]

those books were kind of boring.

[samr]

boring like your mom ohh

[dirtybird]

oh yeah.. yeah.. well.. your MOM went to college! what now?!

[dirtybird]

im outa here, bye

[Tijs]

Serious answer?
A few centuries ago sailors hunted a specific type of whale, the narwhale. They hunted them for their.. things on their heads (I don't know what those are called). And they sold them on the market saying it was from that mysterious animal; Unicorn. So it's just a myth.

http://www.lanephotography.com/P6080569.JPG

http://www.ada.org/prof/resources/pubs/adanews/images/040623_narwhal2.jpg

[livingdeadgirl]

^yup wot he sed

[Trip Boy]

I have one of those on my journal. But it's not a unicorn I swear!!! It's a horse with a sword on it's head, protecting my hopes and dreams.

[MirandaV]

Unicorns are mysteriously beautifull.

[Talman]

i know unicorns are mystical creatures.. but who was the pervert that came up with the idea? honestly, think about it. if unicorns WERE real, what would the one horn be for?

The horn would obviously be used for self defence, and anal.
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