Red Vs. Blue

[shatskater]

Has anyone in this forum seen Red Vs. Blue? It is a comic movie type thing of Halo. The People made it with Halo. It would take along time and it is HILARIOUS!! I reccomend it if you like funny movies or Halo.

"Ya...you can't really blame her....blame God....first he makes hangovers....and now half women-half sharks that won't even sleep with me....THANKS FOR NOTHING GOD!!"

Tucker from Red Vs. Blue

[shatskater]

Simmons:I still don't know what you are talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Grif:It was 4 shots..like bam, bam, bam.
Simmons:Wait a minute...that's only 3 shots.
Grif:....bam....



Church:Are you understanding any of this Caboose?
Caboose: Yes....I think I understand....that Tex guy....is a robot...and you are his boyfriend....and...that makes you...a...gay robot!!
Church:Ya.....that's right...I am a gay robot.

[shatskater]

Why are there six pedals if there are only four directions!!

-Caboose-


Grif:Let's get back to the warthog.
Simmons:Ok..you ready lets do this on three....one....tw...
Grif:Hold on....on three or three then go?
Simmons:On three its always faster to go on three.

[shatskater]

16 days!!! Thats almost 2 weeks.
-Tucker-

Caboose:What is a freelancer?
Tucker:A person who is on neither side they are just guns for hire.
Caboose:Oh....like a mercenary?
Tucker:Ya....or your mom when the rents due.

[shatskater]

Church:Jimmy was the last to go...Tex pulled his skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.
Tucker: Wait beat him to death with his own skull? That doesn't seen physically possible.
Church:That's what he kept screaming.
Jimmy:This doesn't seem physically possible...*dies*

[shatskater]

Sarge:Grif, why the hell would you give me CPR for a bullet wound to the head?
Grif:Your welcome sir.
Sarge:Its just so damn inconsistent...if they stabbed me in the toe, would you rub Aloe Vera on my neck?!



Sarge:Lopez...I never understood a word you said...but one things for sure...you hated Grif...and thats whats important.

[livingdeadgirl]

eh? wtf.......

[Lars]

Shiela was it?

[Talman]

another post whore.
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[shatskater]

How can you guys and girls not think Red Vs. Blue is funny?!?!?

[latinospunkunidos]

"insert stupid comment here"

[shatskater]

What!?!!?!?!?