Campaign for an Offspring children's record

[NoHero85]

So in the new podcast Dexter and Noddles cracked a joke about making a childrens album someday; I think this should become a reality at somepoint, The Apples In Stereo's Rob Schneider made and it rocked so I can only imagine what one by The Offspring would sound like. Who else on here thinks this sounds like a weirdly awesome idea?

[Jojan]

No. Please do not do that.

[Alex101]

An Offspring children's album? It definitely is a weird idea. If they do that, they're gonna have to not cuss in the songs.

[samseby]

A whole album? :eek: Nah!

Maybe one song / video - like Katy Perry did on Sesame Street that'd be "interesting" I guess :p :D

[personal_loans_1]

Hell no... But they might play 'Tokio I'm on my waaaaaaaaaaay' on my funeral. It would be weirdly awesome.

[Harleyquiiinn]

Yes !

I think the single could be named:

"You're gonna go far, Kid (but don't cross the street without an adult)"

[samseby]

:D Good one!

[Tijs]

I think the single could be named:

"You're gonna go far, Kid (but don't cross the street without an adult)"Perfect. For the second single I propose

"Why Don't You Get A Job? (Because I'm 5)"

[personal_loans_1]

"Why Don't You Get A Job? (Because I'm 5)"

Haha :D You can delete hell from my no.

[Jojan]

Or just The Blurb. :-)

[Bejka]

This is worse idea than Christmas album!

Or what about Childrens Christmas album?

[samseby]

Spare me the spinach :p

[SelfEsteem94]

Ehh, I dunno. Maybe just one song like the Evens did (Vowel Movements).

[mrXniick]

An Offspring children's album? It definitely is a weird idea. If they do that, they're gonna have to not cuss in the songs.

They really don't cuss that much in most of their songs...

[Little_Miss_1565]

Didn't Dexter write a song for the Aquabats once? That's kind of the same thing.