What about Moscow?

[Russian-Offspringer]

Have they ever been in Moscow? Do you know?

[original_psycho]

No... But if you pray to God they're defenetly not going to come. You should throw rocks at God, and I'll make sure that they will come...

[NMHFBD]

They've Been In Moscow 3 Years Ago

[Tired_Of_You]

Pray and your wish might be granted

[original_psycho]

Don't listen to her! Throw rocks at God and your wish might be granted.

[Tired_Of_You]

I love eating rocks. They taste gooooood. Throw rocks at me, please. Oh and tomatoes too.

[original_psycho]

Do you like shit too?

[Tired_Of_You]

I love everything.

[original_psycho]

Then, I have some chocolate stuck in my ass... Eat it, it's kept there specially for you.

[Tired_Of_You]

Hmmm, chocolate.

[original_psycho]

Yes, it's good, isn't it? Well eat it.

[Tired_Of_You]

Just eat it, eat it! *sings Weird Al parody*

[original_psycho]

Ah yes, Weird Al is quite popular here in hell.

[Tired_Of_You]

Heaven and Hell are quite similar.

[original_psycho]

Yes, but Hell is cooler...

[Tired_Of_You]

Hell is hotter. OMG sO FuNnY\!!1

Instead of having fire we have clouds. It's more comfortable.

[original_psycho]

It is indeed hotter, we are full of hot people. Your people are fat and disgusting. Oh well, we have pillows, tons of pillows. Pillows everywere, it's very comfortable.

[Tired_Of_You]

We don't have disgusting people. We lock them up in a little room and sometimes we show them to people for 5$.

[original_psycho]

Ah, we have tons of those. But we show them off for 100 bucks.

[Tired_Of_You]

At least it costs less here. We also give dead monkeys for free.

[original_psycho]

We take dead monkeys, go on Earth and put parts of them in people's food...

[Tired_Of_You]

Hmmm, dead monkeys...

[original_psycho]

I'm guessing that you ate one too...

[Tired_Of_You]

I'm eating one in a enormous sandwich.

[original_psycho]

I'm also guessing that you like the monkey dick part...

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/monkey4.jpg
That was just a random fact... A monkey sucking its dick... I'm guessing that it tastes good...

[Tired_Of_You]

I can't see the picture. Anyway, I like monkeys only when they are dead.

[original_psycho]

Does it work now?
But you said you like everything...

[Tired_Of_You]

No, my computer is weird.

I love them all in this order :
Dead monkeys > monkeys who are sucking their dicks > lazy monkeys

[original_psycho]

Oh, okay.
And I fuck your computer, it's an awesome pic.

[4eh]

Have they ever been in Moscow? Do you know?

yes they were, in 2002. Лужники, на разогреве был НАИВ.