Patrick Stewart is DEAD

[Paint_It_Black]

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/907122

Ok, not really. But when I was googling his name "Patrick Stewart dies" popped up as a suggestion and I had to check it out. The link took me to that forum post and I found it too amusing not to share.

[ThunderPX]

God DAMMIT what is wrong with you

[Omni]

My heart dropped a little. I hate you and I don't ever want to see you again.

[Paint_It_Black]

But then you got to experience that awesome moment of relief when you find out he's not dead. You'll appreciate Patrick Stewart a lot more for the next few days. You're welcome.

[jacknife737]

Dude, not cool.

I was pretty bumed out there for a good 10 seconds or so.

[dff_punk]

...but how will we re-learn to trust those "...is DEAD." threads again, now?

[Homer]

Jesus christ don't scare me like that.

[yarock]

when I was googling his name "Patrick Stewart dies"

??

But all that portal links are cool.

[ThunderPX]

^ What he means is that he was typing "Patrick Stewart" into Google, and Google gave "Patrick Stewart dies" as a suggestion because apparently that's a thing people search for.

[mrconeman]

Why would you do that to me?
The thought of never hearing his honey soaked velvet vocal cords again. :(

[yarock]

Oh.

http://www.boredpanda.com/50-strange-and-funny-google-suggestions/

[bighead384]

Dude, not cool.

I was pretty bumed out there for a good 10 seconds or so.

I can remember a few posters that probably would've spammed this thread idea if they were still around today. Just think of all the temporary anguish...

[Paint_It_Black]

I can remember a few posters that probably would've spammed this thread idea if they were still around today. Just think of all the temporary anguish...

I like to think the vast majority of the members here would be too smart to fall for an actual hoax attempt. We're smarter than the average bear.


Oh.

http://www.boredpanda.com/50-strange-and-funny-google-suggestions/

Some of those were really good.

"Can I eat my cat?" was a favorite.

[kevingordan]

Instead of simply believing we just need to check with the news. We can't simply believe by reading such kind of stuff.

[yarock]

Heck yeah.

[wheelchairman]

So this is probably the most unpopular thing PIB has ever done on this bbs.

[Jojan]

If Wikipedia says that he is still alive, he is. https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Patrick_Stewart

[The Talking Pie]

Dude, that was a pretty 'dick' thing to do.

[personal_loans_1]

-I'm sorry to inform you but your dear X just died in a car crash.
-:confused::eek::(

-Hahahahahaha! Just kidding!
Funniest joke ever!


ps. My mom for the example didn't know that those google suggestions are automatic, and when I was searching for something with her sitting next to me in front of computer, she thought I was looking for all those things. :|

[Paint_It_Black]

So this is probably the most unpopular thing PIB has ever done on this bbs.

It's so unpopular nobody even bothered to turn it into a massive argument with bighead.

I fail :(

[Retard]

Course you can eat your cat.... you gotta boil it first.

[personal_loans_1]

And then choke. And then die.