Screw the drunk thread, who wants to fuck?

[IamSam]

Come on be serioous. I"m going off of some scotch and an undeniable quest to share my holidayh spirit, my dick, with people. Who whatnstr to fuck? bring it on.

I don't care where you live, you better put out when i get there, no matter th country or the time. if it gtakes me two years to get to europe or wherever, you better come through.

Sign ups belovw.

[Llamas]

I'm pretty sure this is the best thread iamsam has ever made. Especially "come on be serioous". Too bad we don't hate each other anymore or else I'd sign up for some hatesex.

[ad8]

hello sexy

[coke_a_holic]

Alright, but no freaky shit. I'm not falling for "but I love you" anymore.

[dff_punk]

I'm fuck as drunk.

[mrconeman]

Too drunk to fuck.

[JohnnyNemesis]

*raises hand sheepishly*

[jacknife737]

I'm probably bored enough to take a shot in the mouth; if you know what i mean.