F.C.K the only thing missing is U

[ThatOneGuy123]

Was wondering, what are the best pick up lines?I dont need them im married I just wanna see what you know.

[foxy]

hey babe thats a nice dress it would look grate on my bedroom floor

[TheHulaChick]

I heard this one from Dexter in an magazine,

Favorite chat-up line?
'You mean when you hit on someone? It's usually just good to say 'I hope you don't mind, but I really want to make out with you right now'. That should do it'

[ThatOneGuy123]

ok....first of all you spelled great wrong,and second if the dress is so nice why would it be on the floor,what about a chair or the closet,third of all its too short


this is for Foxy

[nitropenguin!]

"I hope you don't mind, but I really want to make out with you right now."
I'd fall for that.

[ThatOneGuy123]

Let me show you how I got my first gf


me:Hey beautiful
girl:-giggle- hey
me:Im gonna be straight up with you,I think Im inlove,you caught my eye the second you walked by me.
girl:thats sooo sweet
me:yeah baby im like a lemon,Im sweet inside and out
girl:-giggle-
me:hey lets get some lunch
girl:ok

this is a true story I remember it all cause it was one of the best experiences in my life

[Trip Boy]

Let me show you how I got my first gf


me:Hey beautiful
girl:-giggle- hey
me:Im gonna be straight up with you,I think Im inlove,you caught my eye the second you walked by me.
girl:thats sooo sweet
me:yeah baby im like a lemon,Im sweet inside and out
girl:-giggle-
me:hey lets get some lunch
girl:ok

this is a true story I remember it all cause it was one of the best experiences in my life

A lemon is sweet inside and out?

[nitropenguin!]

That's really lame. From the looks of it you picked up a 7-year-old.

[Linda]

Let me show you how I got my first gf


me:Hey beautiful
girl:-giggle- hey
me:Im gonna be straight up with you,I think Im inlove,you caught my eye the second you walked by me.
girl:thats sooo sweet
me:yeah baby im like a lemon,Im sweet inside and out
girl:-giggle-
me:hey lets get some lunch
girl:ok

this is a true story I remember it all cause it was one of the best experiences in my life

She must have been very gullible.

[Trip Boy]

That's really lame. From the looks of it you picked up a 7-year-old.

Would explain how he is married.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I hate this guy.

[Anya82]

these is from the movie "how to lose a guy in 10 days"
i found it funny the way 2 people communicate with short words:

1- Unattached?
2- Currently.
1- Likewise.
2- Surprising.
1- Smoker?
2- Rarely. Interested?
1- Perhaps.
2- Hungry?
1- Starving.
2- Leaving?
1- Now?