is it true

[dakool]

hi
will the offspring read any of our messages do they come here and do they use there real names?????????????


guy

[Vicky]

no. .

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Don't listen to Vicky, she's delerious.

Yes, they do. And I am Noodles. Bow, heathen.

[Vicky]

ssh! i wanted to keep the fact that you're noodles away from the person :mad:

[ihatechrissneed]

Yes, and i'm their sales manager. I'm the one responsible for the free copies of 'splinter' which are given away here on a daily basis

[original_psycho]

I'm the one and only Dexter Holland.
And of course we read all of the messages.
Our fans are really important to us.

[original_psycho]

Nooldes, I should kick your ass.

[Tired_Of_You]

.....

I'm Greg

[Noodles is gay]

^ liar!

I'm the one and only Dexter Holland.
And of course we read all of the messages.
Our fans are really important to us.

Dexter! You idiot; you gave us away... :mad:

I said to you one more instance like this and i'd leave the band and you'd have to find yourself a new bassist...well!

Argh, if i didn't like the band so much i'd leave but i'm annoyed with you for giving us away!

[Tired_Of_You]

Alright...I'm Atom...

[ihatechrissneed]

Splinter is the offsprings best album to date, offering punk at its best!

Our question for today, girls and boys, is:
*cue drum roll*
What is the album called?

The first person to get the correct answer wins a signed copy of splinter and a swag-bag full of CBBC goodies!

[Tired_Of_You]

^hey it's been a while you posted here. Welcome back.

[Noodles is gay]

You shut the fuck up! I'm Noodles! I'm the bouncer in here! I am the law! *talking like Stallone* You bow & scrape. I make the lyrics, the drawings, the effects & the music! I'm the whole band! You owe me ev'rything!

Maria

Chill Noodles, chill! go have a fag or summat...

[original_psycho]

You do that & I'll have your guts for garters, man! I'll send you in Davy Jones' locker...
Oh man, you're so gay. I should come over there and beast the shit out of you. But I care about your kids so I won't.

[Noodles is gay]

I think you should just join me for a cup of tea or summat Noodles, or we could try just chatting to Jackson after the trial?

And you Dexter, chill!

[original_psycho]

^ liar!


Dexter! You idiot; you gave us away... :mad:

I said to you one more instance like this and i'd leave the band and you'd have to find yourself a new bassist...well!

Argh, if i didn't like the band so much i'd leave but i'm annoyed with you for giving us away!
Sorry, I forgot *lowers head in shame*

[Tired_Of_You]

Noodles loves coffee, not tea, you stupid Greg. Oh and cigarettes.

[Noodles is gay]

Noodles loves coffee, not tea, you stupid Greg. Oh and cigarettes.

Well I know; it was just an expression - i would never force him to have tea if he didn't want it. Coffee is fine by me.

[Tired_Of_You]

I'm Atom and Noodles is gay is Greg.

[ihatechrissneed]

Splash! Splash! Splash!!!
That's the album's name! I get the sweets!!!

Maria
sorry, band members cant enter.

[Noodles is gay]

^^ You're high, aren't you! :mad:


Fuck I'm lost. Who's Greg? And who says I like coffee but not tea? That's a fib if ever I saw one!

Maria

Oh man; i thought you said you were gonna cut back on the pot after...well, you know...that thing. You've been at it again, haven't you?

[ihatechrissneed]

^hey it's been a while you posted here. Welcome back.
Thanks, been quite busy!
Anything happened since i left?

[Tired_Of_You]

Lol... shit... I bought the sweets with my own pocket money!!!

Oh, okay... now I know who we are... well, I mustn't forget I'm Noodles, I'll go write it...

Maria
You could write Noodles at the end of your posts. People might think you're an impersonator.

[HeadAroundU]

Hi !
I'm Josh Freese!
I kicked out Atom Willard from the band!
so you will hear my drums again:)
Are you excited dude!!!

[Trip Boy]

My belly hurts. Me no feel good.

[original_psycho]

Noodles shut up.
I mean, I'm the lead singer here and even I don't give so much importance to myself.
Just drop it, you can't even play the guitar.

[original_psycho]

Shut up, Maria. I can tell everybody what do you do every time after the shows. And it's not pretty to hear either...

[dirtybird]

Don't listen to Vicky, she's delerious.

Yes, they do. And I am Noodles. Bow, heathen.

You never gave me your autograph. :(

[original_psycho]

You wanna fight, punk?! Huh?! Huh?!?! You... wanna... fight, punk?! Well, bring it on!