Picture battles

[neocon58]

Picture Battles is the name of the game. Simple concept. Simpler rules.

Concept: Post a picture of something that trumps the picture posted directly before it. What do I mean by this? If someone were to post.. oh say... a picture of a Pepsi Can. The next person to post will post a picture of something that beats a Pepsi Can... Like a Coca-Cola Bottle. .

What picture beats another picture is completely opinionated.. and by that, it's in your opinion. Just give a breif description of why your picture beats the prior one.

***If someone posts a picture of an elephant, you don't post a picture of a fruit platter and say that it will beat it. It has to make logical sense, and you have to explain why it beats the Elephant [without some long drawn out story.]

Be creative too. If someone posts a picture of machine gun, don't be lame and post a picture of a bigger gun. Post a metal melting facorty or something clever like that.

Rules

~> One picture per post.
~> All pictures MUST have an explanation to back up your reasoning (As much as we wish we could, we can't read minds)
~> No Posts without pictures PLEASE

If you chose to converse with another player. You can still do so, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STILL POST A PICTURE AND AN EXPLANATION TO KEEP THE ORIGINAL POINT OF THE THREAD GOING.

here is the first pic. may the game begin

http://www.wolfpark.org/wolfdogs/figures/Guess.JPG

[Jebus]

http://www.ispub.com/xml/journals/ijd/vol1n1/harlequin-fig2.jpg
The harlequin fetus will give the wolf a heart attack resulting in death.

[Endymion]

jesus eats harlequin fetus.
http://www.catholic.net/RCC/Sacred_Heart/jesus.jpg

[Jebus]

The jewish Max Weingberg kills Jesus just like the jews in the Passion.
http://www.jerrykravat.com/weddings/bands/images/Max_Weinberg.jpg
pwned

[neocon58]

bush just bombed your jewish man

http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg

[+Dexter+]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/Dexter/yourfaceOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOP.jpg
mwhahahaha

[Endymion]

http://www.soldat.com/Kunst%20Hitler.jpg
owned2tehmax

[HornyPope]

Guess who trumps Hitler

http://library.usu.edu/Specol/digitalexhibits/masaryk/images/stalin.jpg

[Jebus]

http://www.soldat.com/Kunst%20Hitler.jpg
owned2tehmax
http://www.comics-unlimited.com/news/images/captain-america%20wallpaper.jpg
OMG, it's Captain America!

[neocon58]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.superman.jpg

superman owns cap'n america

[arak0r]

bush just bombed your jewish man

http://archiv.radio.cz/nato/fotogalerie1/bush.jpg

makes no sense, as bush would be pro jew. as christians and many religions believe once the jews control the middle east+++ again, jesus will arise and come back.

[foxy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/kryptonite.jpg

kriptonite make superman shit him self

[arak0r]

oh and to trump the others,

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/boatpeople/indochina/pol_pot.jpeg

[HornyPope]

Pol has nothing on Stalin, fool.

I'll send Tukhachevsky on y0 ass.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Tukhachevsky-mikhail.jpg

[Endymion]

this wins everything, so i'm gonig to bed:
http://www.csulb.edu/%7Erjames/spiderman.jpg

[Jebus]

http://www.prophecy21.com/0/gwar/gwar12.jpg
just because

[foxy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

coz they would die

[Jebus]

http://jon.blogs.com/mopho/images/phsp_cs_box%20copy.jpg
Photoshop erases picture

[foxy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

blows up adobe factory

[Jebus]

http://www.pueblozoo.org/archives/feb00/images/roach.jpg
Roaches withstand nuclear blast.

[neocon58]

they can withstand a nuclear blast but not a quick spray of raid, what pussies.

http://www.janitorialexpress.co.uk/raid.jpg

[Jebus]

The Roach still prevails
http://www.pueblozoo.org/archives/feb00/images/roach.jpg
Roaches are able to build immunites against RAID which is why the Raid formula was changed a few year back when it stopped working.

[foxy]

they cant stop against one of these though

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/foot-imp.jpg

[Jojan]

Well, it speaks for it self...

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/301/703_lul.jpg

[foxy]

there bigger and better

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6476

[Faust]

http://www.aids-info.ch/bilder/zeitlose/v315.jpg
das Aids-Virus

[RXP]

http://they.misled.us/images/bauer-guard-gun.jpg

Jack Bauer could take anyone out. Including an AIDS virus.

[foxy]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

im sure this could take him out

[Faust]

http://www.mercury.ne.jp/tennis/images/jpg/gallery/event/event06/t1000.jpg
T-1000 is invincible

[live_fast_gurl]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/books/12/11/review.mythology/story.superman.jpg

superman owns cap'n america
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love superman hahahaaaaaa:D
anyway , superman beats you allllllll hahahaaaaaaa ive gone crazy

[Faust]

http://www.sonymusic.fr/celineonline/images/im_13-01.jpg
celine dion`s music makes superman die HAHAHAHAHA... beat that.

[live_fast_gurl]

NOOOOO! superman uses his super-dooper ears haaaaaaaaaa he is unbeatable

[RXP]

http://home.flash.net/~hhoyt/46.jpg

Polaris nuclear class sub. Can literally take out half the earth.

[live_fast_gurl]

he uses his ummmmmmm ok you win aaaaaarrgggghhhhh

[Faust]

http://www.zauberzentrale.de/img/screenshots/copperfield_3.jpg
david copperfield makes the U-boat disappear!!! whoooaaa...

[wheelchairman]

Nothing beats the Commie-Nazis!

http://www.bolsheviks.org/BOLSHEVIKS8.jpg

[Faust]

http://www.lethaldeath.com/Crimson/Images/ResidentDVDvil/AttackKillerTomatoes.jpg
killer tomatoes will conquer the WHOLE WORLD!
..there will be no survivors. not any.

[wheelchairman]

http://www.harpersinc.com/news/tomato1.jpg
Tomato farmers, they created them, they can destroy them.

[Mannen som blev en gris]

http://www.matrixunloaded.com/images/toys/kubrick/architect.jpg
The Architect, he created them, he can destroy them.

[foxy]

neo know the archetect socan kick his butt

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/neo.jpg

[nieh]

http://www.keanuvision.com/mt/pix04/beckyf241604.jpg

Keanu is no longer a member of the band Becky due to not being able to keep up with the band practices. He will inevitably become so depressed that suicide is the only option. Neo will vanish in a puff of smoke.

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/oes_dragon_counselor.gif

Everyone knows that guidance counselors prevent problems like that. :rolleyes:

[nieh]

http://paxilmedication.biz/drugpics/paxil_bottle.jpg

Keanu Reeves is American and is more likely to go for the quick fix of anti-depressants than actually getting counseling.

[Inshane]

http://members.aye.net/~hippie/images/blog/pills.gif

you know what he chose.

[nieh]

I'm sorry, but I don't think that trumped my pic at all. I'm going to start over because you ruined it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/0eaccc43.jpg

that's how Easter eggs are made.

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/TN-FMCadburyEggs.jpg

Cadbury eggs are so much better than normal Easter eggs.

[nieh]

their caramel eggs are better
http://www.hersheys.com/easter/lib/inc/showImage.asp?id=49&size=l&table=products

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/klondike.gif

Klondike bars are better with caramel than Cadbury eggs.

[Noodles is gay]

http://ninjadodo.zeepost.nl/tutorials/inferno.jpg

Fire melts Klondike bars

[Jack the Tripper]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/buttons/reply.gif

[Jack the Tripper]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/images/misc/offmblogo.gif

[nieh]

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg

fire extinguisher extinguishes fire

[SkunkIt]

http://www.buddyrich.com/images/photogallery/redf/redf003.jpg

Buddy Rich can beat the crap out of the fire extinguisher with his drum sticks.

[Jack the Tripper]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/ww/bt1/614.gif
I'm the winner

[SkunkIt]

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/fire-dragon.jpg

The dragon eats your trophy.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.ewetel.net/~marketing.touristik/roy.jpg


siegfried and roy could magically tame a dragon!

[nieh]

http://www.tropical-island.de/CPT%20Little%20Karoo%20Oudtshoorn%20Cango%20Wildli fe%20Ranch%20Cheetahland%20white%20tiger%20b.jpg

The tiger is eating Roy.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.midatlantic.net/8x10/rambo.jpg

Rambo kills the tiger.

[sk8ter-hater]

http://www-db.embl-heidelberg.de/jss/servlet/de.embl.bk.wwwTools.GroupLeftEMBL/argos/predator/pred1.gif
Preadtor kills your RAmbo.

[turb0negr0]

http://images.zap2it.com/ltvimages/images/240/marlonbrando_godfather_240.jpg
Not even predator can fuck with the Godfather!

[sk8ter-hater]

http://www2.gol.com/users/coynerhm/mario.gif
Yet, no one can fix his pipes quite like Mario.
Without Mario, he's nothing.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Gaming/1upgreen-large.jpg

Mario ain't shit without his shrooms

[sk8ter-hater]

http://www.inference.phy.cam.ac.uk/mackay/images/roadkill.jpg
Mushrooms aren't shit without their nutrient supplement.

[nieh]

http://www.gamestop.com/common/images/sbox/322072a.jpg

poison mushrooms cancel out the 1up mushrooms!

[turb0negr0]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/corbis/DGT240/CAP0017.jpg

Training wheels are poison resistant!

[sk8ter-hater]

http://www.oregonhighways.org/images/curvy_road_sign.jpg
How's this for a challenge.

[nieh]

http://www.mts-safety.com/images/signs_school_ns30.jpg

slow children at play wins!

[sk8ter-hater]

http://compilers.cs.ucla.edu/~kchang/pictures/funny/signs/equality.jpg
Phhhht

[foxy]

get told

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/s37.gif

[neocon58]

roos dont bounce either

http://www.travellers-autobarn.com/newsite/images/misc/DeadCentre1.jpg

[ninth]

http://www.discountscooters.co.uk/images/scooters/rascal-245.jpg
The Rascal wins for fuel efficiency.

[foxy]

no this does
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/bike_response_lg.jpg

[Mannen som blev en gris]

How would you feel about some sticks in the wheel?

http://www.fordogtrainer.com/pics/agitation-stick/bamboo-agitation-stick/bamboo-agitation-stick-schutzhund-stick-bamboo-agitation.jpg

[foxy]

i chop your sticks

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/48020Broad20Axe.jpg

[Mannen som blev en gris]

I remove the blade with this extremly well made kit:
http://www.mailorderexpress.com/shop/prdpics/105685.jpg

[foxy]

ill blow up your magnets

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

[Mannen som blev en gris]

http://www.3dnews.ru/documents/5497/terminator-3.jpgArnolds Terminator prevented the nuklear war in Terminator 2.

[wheelchairman]

The Terminator was pwn3d by Magma.

http://www.quarks.de/dyn/pics/2751-2765-2-magma.jpg

[foxy]

the one on the right kicked the terminators butt

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/TERMINATOR203_Promo.jpg

[LLadnard]

Earth blowing up kills your Terminators! Mwa-ha-ha!!
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/LLadnard/earth.jpg

[RXP]

http://www.snowballing-pics.com/images/cohf/licking-cum-from-face089_small.jpg

Cum wins.

[Jebus]

http://fotm.rotten.com/fotm/cock-hole.jpg
cum shot ownage

[turb0negr0]

http://www.mcc.org/respond/kits/graphix/soap.jpg
A little soap could clean that mess up.

[SkunkIt]

http://www.thecloroxcompany.com/company/history/bottleguide/images/clbgrp.jpg

Bleach disinfects.

[sKratch]

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine186.jpg
Wolverine kills everyone and gets the bitches. He can't lose.

[Jebus]

http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine186.jpg
Wolverine kills everyone and gets the bitches. He can't lose.

but then Magneto comes along...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Savemejebus/wolvada.gif

[sKratch]

Haha oh my God thank you so much for posting that. I WAS PREPARED!
http://wolverine.x-knights.com/fullsize/wolverine185.jpg
Still wins.

[Amanda]

Wolverine kicks ass...But doesn't get the girl.
http://www.nt2099.com/comics/milestones/art/cbm6.jpg

[sKratch]

But he does. He is making out with Jean in the picture I posted. You lose. Wolverine wins again.

[Amanda]

She choses cyclops in the end...she marrys cyclops...doesnt that suggest something?

[sKratch]

Whatever. Wolverine's like 100+ years old. He's not going to have anyone forever. Plus, he has to live with the pain of losing 38538 people close to his heart. He's tougher than anyone. Tougher than cyke, that's for sure.

[nieh]

She choses cyclops in the end...she marrys cyclops...doesnt that suggest something?

it suggests that she's a cheating whore.

http://www.ofb.net/~epstein/sl/0401/20040101b-closeup.jpg

This guy wins because he'll beat some sense into her.

[Amanda]

man, im not suggesting otherwise...like i said wolverine kicks ass. I was just defending my pic...lol we shud prob get back to the original purpose of this thread...

[sKratch]

/relentless defense of wolverine

I don't feel like taking a screenshot out of this video. But this guy beats the pimp.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv

[Jebus]

Cyclops gets the girl in the Marvel Universe but Wolverine gets Jean in the Almagam Universe.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.totaldvd.net/features/profiles/images/200308BruceLee.jpg
Bruce Lee would kick that Pimp Killer's ass anyday.

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/fig5_02.jpg

Cerebral edema killed Bruce Lee.

[nieh]

/relentless defense of wolverine

I don't feel like taking a screenshot out of this video. But this guy beats the pimp.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=karatechop.wmv

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kickbreak.mpeg

This is better...by a lot

[Isolated Fury]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=kickbreak.mpeg

This is better...by a lot

I'm guessing you just didn't feel like defeating the cerebral edema?

[sKratch]

holy shit owned
(response to nieh and fury)

[dirtybird]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/fig5_02.jpg

Cerebral edema killed Bruce Lee.

http://www.jenkinsslate.com/images/products/GT-steel-hammer2.jpg

Hammer squashes brain.

[nieh]

I'm guessing you just didn't feel like defeating the cerebral edema?

I couldn't find a picture of a mad cow disease prion...

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/arm.gif

The human arm is the driving force of the hammer. Without it, the hammer is useless.


holy shit owned
(response to nieh and fury)

If that cheer is directed towards me, thank you. :)

[nieh]

http://www.jadetower.org/muses/wlsimages/gravity-newton.jpg

gravity can make the hammer fall on something without the help of someone's arm

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/emag.jpg

Electromagnetic force is greatly stronger than gravity.

I'm done for tonight. Farewell...

[nieh]

WRONG!

http://www.forshang.org/002universe/Bhole1.jpg

[dirtybird]

:rolleyes: http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/palgraphics/god.gif

God can control the black hole... :rolleyes:

[dirtybird]

Yeah but in space its a different story...
http://radawana.cg.tuwien.ac.at/~jwf/images/emuearth.jpg

You were late; delete your post.

[neocon58]

If you chose to converse with another player. You can still do so, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STILL POST A PICTURE AND AN EXPLANATION TO KEEP THE ORIGINAL POINT OF THE THREAD GOING.

boo yah nigga

[dirtybird]

http://gungallery.euweb.cz/Pict/Al's%20experimantal%20submachine%20gun%20Model%201 977%209%20mm%20Luger.jpg

god packing heat can, though.

[Amanda]

Oooooh God with a nuclear bomb wud kick even more ass!!!
http://www.ul.ie/tap/StudentWebProjects/Evan%20Kilroy/war-tech-nuclear-bomb-200.jpg

[dirtybird]

http://www.ibdhost.com/demo/gallery/albums/bugs/cockroach.jpg

It can't stop this family, though.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/encyclopaedia/hutchinson/images/4889n038.jpg

Pesticide can.

[dirtybird]

http://www.geocities.com/efdavao/bago/ee1.jpg

But people can stop anything :rolleyes:

[SkunkIt]

http://ff.console.net/assets/global/ff_logo.gif

Fear Factor will change their minds.

[dirtybird]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/poweroutage/gfx/toronto_skyline_sampson.jpg

Unless they can't watch it.

[dirtybird]

you're late.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/background/poweroutage/gfx/toronto_skyline_sampson.jpg

Unless they can't watch it.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002HC2SE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

that's why god created the generator.

[dirtybird]

http://www.serienoldies.de/images/garfield_john.jpg

He can mess up anything technical.

[SkunkIt]

http://www.joelcomm.com/archives/bruce.jpg

Bruce Almighty fixes it.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.impactpress.com/articles/febmar01/welfare.jpg

Not if good ol' Uncle Sam repo's everything he owns, and then sends him to the slammer when he still can't pay up.

[dirtybird]

I'm done; g'night, all.

[SkunkIt]

Good night, dirtybird! :D

[SkunkIt]

http://barzilai.org/cr/houdini/houdini.jpg

Houdini magically gets everything back and makes Uncle Sam disappear.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.bigboysports.de/katalog/beachcruiser/Bullet.jpg

Two to the head, and Houdini's dead.

[dirtybird]

http://www.pinnaclepeaktrading.com/PCG15-1901001%20wine%20cork%20with%20grapes%20pewter.jpg

Corks are amazing...

[turb0negr0]

http://www.transfieldworley.co.nz/twnzinternet/mainfiles/projects/craggy_range/photo_wine_bottles.jpg

Not if they're stuck in a bottle of wine!

[dirtybird]

http://www.mi-brew.com/breweries/S/stroh/mi-109d/strohs-flat-corkscrew.jpg

They can be freed, though!

[SkunkIt]

http://www.esd.ornl.gov/ern/embyr/fire-crop.gif

Fire burns cork screws!

[turb0negr0]

http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/template-assets-custom/images/explosion.jpg
Whoops, there goes the corkscrew...

[dirtybird]

http://www.adoughables.com/fireman.jpg

Fireman Bob to the rescue!

[turb0negr0]

http://www.iaca.it/drought-siccita.jpg

Uh-oh! It's a drought, that means there's no water.

[dirtybird]

http://www.cpsu.org.au/news/files/watering%20can.JPG

The magical watering can of Ryshak'enatanang will restore the land!

[SkunkIt]

http://www.boardom.com/surf/HotPics/triple%20crown/Kelly%20Slater%204.jpg

Kelly Slater beats the watering can.

[dirtybird]

http://www.collegeboredom.com/pics/Painful/wipeout%20zach%20.JPG

!

[SkunkIt]

http://aimeemajor.com/images/photos/comiccon2003/spongebob.jpg

Spongebob absorbs the water.

[dirtybird]

http://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/multimedia/images/sun.jpg

Then gets dried up.

[SkunkIt]

http://www.theoffspring.com/images/random/4.jpg

Noodles cools down the sun!

[dirtybird]

http://www.ci.westminster.co.us/images/toilet.gif

Uh oh, the lid was down!

[Mannen som blev en gris]

He discovers it and tries again. This time he buys a userfriendly one.

http://scfie.fie.umich.mx/~juan/Chistes/toilet.jpeg

[foxy]

my bomb blows up your instructions ( i love this bomb )

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/pulse101/Explosions_25.jpg

[Faust]

http://www.magazinusa.com/images2/originale/MurphysLaw.gif
well, it speaks for itself.
there`ll be some malfunction in your bomb and it won`t go off hahahahaha :D

[metallica]

http://oldwww.internet2.edu/apps/assets/images/runaway-universe.jpg universe is never ending therefore can never be destroyed.

[RXP]

Who told you that is the universe? who told you the universe is never ending?

[Mannen som blev en gris]

I did.

http://darknebula.org/phpupload/files/Brick%20Wall.jpg
Not even the universe can go pass this wall.

(try google "brick wall", you'll be suprised how many unnesicery images there is....)

[Fly White Guy]

http://www.coe.uh.edu/archive/science/science_lessons/scienceles1/PULLEYSM.JPG

But this can.

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/Construction20Worker.jpg

And with no stereotypical sexy construstion worker to operate it, how will the crane do any damage?

[Fly White Guy]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/images/Space%20Page/268-922.jpg

Robots can drive anything.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.artforgod.ca/images/Paintings%20fk/rain%20of%20the%20spirit.jpg
What about in the rain!?

[Isolated Fury]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/afisoadnin/umbrella.jpg

Hello?

[nieh]

http://www.anr.state.vt.us/dec/waterq/bass/images/bs_acidrainposter.jpg
Umbrellas won't help in ACID RAIN

[turb0negr0]

http://safe.spsp.net/antiques/images/items/Miscellaneous/mis015.jpg


But this might...be a little drastic.

[Fly White Guy]

http://www.bonnieslimoges.com/dogs/chihuahua.jpg

What if evil Chihuahua's with a disease bite those in the Shelter?

[nieh]

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/sep/09-24-98/photos/zorro.gif

zorro kills said chihuahua

[Fly White Guy]

http://pirateshold.buccaneersoft.com/hold/pirate.jpg

Zorro could never beat a savage Pirate though.

[turb0negr0]

http://home.student.uu.se/toda9439/Folk/img/05%20-%20Jag%20kladde%20ut%20mig%20till%20ninja.jpg
But a ninja could kick a pirate's ass!

[Original Psycho]

http://wwwbrr.cr.usgs.gov/Arsenic/images/as1.jpg

Ninjas get killed by Arsenic :cool:

[nieh]

[img]http://wwwbrr.cr.usgs.gov/Arsenic/images/as1.jpg[img]

Ninjas get killed by Arsenic :cool:

ninjas only get killed by the arsenic if they LET themselves get killed by the arsenic...plus you posted it wrong.

[SkunkIt]

http://images.allposters.com/images/153/2817_FOP.jpg

Cosmo and Wanda can't breathe because they're mystical creatures, therefore they would survive the arsenic.

[Fly White Guy]

http://www.mdmerlin.net/images/wizard.gif

I'm sure he^ could take care of your faries.

[turb0negr0]

http://tinypic.com/2lnuir

But he couldn't take out my new shoes!

[Fly White Guy]

But these can.
http://www.brekanarts.com/Slideshow/images/Converse.jpg

[turb0negr0]

http://www.vam.ac.uk/vastatic/microsites/1231_vivienne_westwood/images/cs_images/cs_photo12.jpg

Ha! Your puny shoes are no match for these bad boys...er girls!

[Fly White Guy]

Ah, you have made a mistake.
http://www.all-wall.com/acatalog/dura-stilts-fixed_sm.jpg
Yes, I think stilts count as shoes

[turb0negr0]

http://www.brooklandsales.com/products/media/hacksaw.jpg

looks like Mr. Hacksaw had his way with those shoes.

[Fly White Guy]

Unless,
http://www.jsf.co.kr/product/frp02.gif
Your stimpy saw is MELTED!!!

[turb0negr0]

Not if the workers are on strike...



http://depts.washington.edu/pcls/images/Strike-saveourjobsbg.jpg

[Fly White Guy]

Foreign workers to the rescue!
http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/latinos/illegal-aliens-deportation-1.jpg

[turb0negr0]

Not if these guys are on board!


http://www.culturevulture.net/Books2/al-qaeda2.jpg

[Fly White Guy]

Not if one man can help.
http://www.d98.cook.k12.il.us/web/images/President%20Bush%20Speech.jpg

----------------------
http://www.empereur.com/3Dpictures/Bush/bush_dude.jpg

http://www.accessnoaa.noaa.gov/images/gulfpic.jpg

Or not.

[SkunkIt]

http://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/biafra%2030001.jpg

Jello Biafra to the rescue!

[dirtybird]

http://www.stonewallcolumbus.org/images/take_action/stop_anti_gay_legislation_large.gif

He's banned.

[Fly White Guy]

Uh oh..................
http://www.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2004/mar/gaymarriage/protest.jpg

[sKratch]

Keep posting mushroom explosions. It's not getting old.

[RXP]

Keep posting mushroom explosions. It's not getting old.

http://physica.gsnu.ac.kr/physedu/nuclear/bomb/hbombcl.jpg

[wheelchairman]

http://www.restoringamerica.org/images/old-man.jpg
For posting that, Dush is now an old Indian man with no muscles.

[Fly White Guy]

Not for long.......
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/01/29/bowflex.recall.ap/story.vert.bowflex.jpg

[RXP]

That's a fucking shit bench. Cables are not needed. Just need a freeweight bench.

http://www.powerhouse-fitness.co.uk/store/product_info/weights_n_benches/york/4360.jpg

[Amanda]

Or u can save urself the trouble...
http://www.firstcoastnews.com/assetpool/images/031114135218_steroids.jpg

[RXP]

Duh, you have to work out with 'roids. They don't work otherwise.

[Amanda]

Yeah but they sure save a shitload a time...Post a pic with ur comments...

[nieh]

but your pic didn't trump his, which means his is still the last one.

[Homer]

http://www.latin-amerikagruppene.no/files/images/545-Big_Mac_hamburger_141097c.jpg

[Fly White Guy]

Or instead.
http://www.rainbowpizza.com/greek%20salad%20half%202.jpg

[RXP]

Digusting black man even defeats Jack Bauer

http://www.mostmuscular.com/2003-events/2003-ironman-pro/named/700-Flex_Wheeler_23.jpg

[Amanda]

Posted by neocon58
What picture beats another picture is completely opinionated.. and by that, it's in your opinion.
Least thats what i understood...

[Homer]

http://www.freep.com/art/2000/mar/03/handgun.jpg

[JoY]

Digusting black man even defeats Jack Bauer

http://www.mostmuscular.com/2003-events/2003-ironman-pro/named/700-Flex_Wheeler_23.jpg
when it comes to disgustingness?
I'm not really sure.

[turb0negr0]

http://www.barrettrifles.com/images/front_rifles.jpg

that pistol? puhh-lease! try a 50 cal. on for size...

[Homer]

hehehehe....

http://www.kastar.com/product_pages/images/Kastar_Crescent-Wrench.jpg

[turb0negr0]

http://helix.chem.bg.ac.yu/hf/zasto/semtex.jpg

plastic explosives could blow away your little tools.

[Fly White Guy]

But this could blow away your plastic explosives.
http://www.wps.com/about-WPS/personal/black-hole/images/ed-with-bombs.jpg

[SkunkIt]

Volcano lava could melt the metal explosives.


http://img.infoplease.com/images/volcanofire.jpg