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Renegade6
04-05-2005, 10:18 PM
A man who rapes cereal. Why should we allow this to happen? What happened to good old pie humping?
UgLy_eLf
04-05-2005, 10:59 PM
So that wasnt free milk in my box.....
Chanz
04-06-2005, 01:26 AM
^ haha nice, u enjoy it lol
Mentally_Challenged
04-07-2005, 03:02 PM
:eek: My poor Kellogs Crunchy Nut. I'll never see them in the same light again. Or maybe even never eat them. Thinking about what Ugly Elf said, I could pick up all sorts of STI's or STD's just from an innocent box of Kellogs. Then again, that comment could be taken the wrong way...
Then again again [??], it was 'a MAN who rapes cereal'....and i'm female. Not quite a woman...I don't think 13 year old's class as women...
Pah.
notoriousdoc
04-08-2005, 04:35 AM
:eek: My poor Kellogs Crunchy Nut. I'll never see them in the same light again. Or maybe even never eat them. Thinking about what Ugly Elf said, I could pick up all sorts of STI's or STD's just from an innocent box of Kellogs. Then again, that comment could be taken the wrong way...
Then again again [??], it was 'a MAN who rapes cereal'....and i'm female. Not quite a woman...I don't think 13 year old's class as women...
Pah.
i suppo... nah. anyway would he be a paedo if he raped winnie the pooh cereal? :confused:
The easiest cereal to rape is probably wheetos. I mean, WTF, the whole imitating-a-cockring business is just ASKING for IT.
Slutty little shits.
suicide_samurai
04-08-2005, 07:53 PM
Man, have you ever seen Lucky Charms? Those things just scream "fuck me".
dirtybird
04-08-2005, 09:34 PM
Think how small your penis would have to be for cheerios to work...
Amanda
04-08-2005, 10:05 PM
Lmao! Wow, that wud have to be some seriously miniscule c*&k!
dirtybird
04-08-2005, 10:35 PM
I'm having a hard time with tires... I don't think cheerios would work. :rolleyes:
sebaspunk
04-08-2005, 10:38 PM
you just make me picture my penis fuckin a cereal
shit!!!!!!!
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