A lame cliché thread.

[Tijs]

Raise your hand if you're gay.

[nightvision]

Oh, that was so lame mister! *doesn't raise hand*

[Tijs]

It's not lame yet.

[nightvision]

You're saying it will be?

[Tijs]

Yes it will be. More people have to reply though.

[nightvision]

Aha... And those people will say lame things and then the thread will be lame. Right?

[Tijs]

Something like that yeah. But different, it's a secret. Sorta...

[nightvision]

Wow... This is exciting!

[Tijs]

Is it really?

[nightvision]

Oh yeah, I can't wait 'til those lame people get here and starts to post lame things.

[Tijs]

Well, actually... all they have to do is raise their hands or don't raise their hands.

[nightvision]

That doesn't sound that exciting actually...

[Tijs]

I know, but you don't know the secret.

[nightvision]

That's right... But when will the secret be revealed?

[Tijs]

When more people have posted.

[Hysteria]

*raises hand and enters topic*

[nightvision]

Hysteria just posted, does he count as people?

[Tijs]

Yeah he does, but we need more! Start promoting my topic! You're now on the official 'A lame cliché thread streetteam'

[Hysteria]

As we were the first 3 to post here, shall we be the managers?

[nightvision]

I guess so.

[Tijs]

I'm the president. Nightvision can be the vice-president/manager and you can be... whatever you wish to be.

[Hysteria]

I'll be the president and vice-president's assistant.

[nightvision]

That sounds good. Now... Which country will we take over first?

[Hysteria]

It's gotta be America first.

[*Angel*]

You guys are something, LAME :D

[Tijs]

Angel, please raise your hand if your straight. If not, don't raise your hand. So what's it gonna be?

[nightvision]

But America is so big... Why not start with a small country? Like Liechtenstein, that's small.

[Hysteria]

Or Luxembourg. Which is smaller, do you know?

[nightvision]

If you don't do either we'll consider you a bi-sexual.

[Tijs]

Liechtenstein is smaller.

[nightvision]

Yeah we can start with Luxembourg and then we'll take Liechtenstein... We'll get bigger and bigger and soon no one will be able to stop us! *evil laughter*

[Hysteria]

Ok!

*starts invading Luxembourg, giving orders for nightvision and tijs to follow*

[*Angel*]

My hand is up know what

[Tijs]

Ok!

*starts invading Luxembourg, giving orders for nightvision and tijs to follow*
Ahum.. you're the assisten of the vice-president. And I'm the president. *gives you orders*

[nightvision]

Stupid Hysteria... Now bring me a hot chick and alot of beer.

[Tijs]

nightvision, you should ask my permission for these sorta things.

[nightvision]

Geez... Sorry MR PRESIDENT! You just wait... One day I'll be the president and then you'll see some changes around here.

[Tijs]

Well, I wanted to give you permission... but with such an attitude! Well I've never!

[nightvision]

What did I say?

[Tijs]

Damn you, you editted your post.
Well it's not what you said but how you said it.

[nightvision]

Well you can just kiss my hairy... Cat.

[Tijs]

There you go again... watch the attitude mister.

[nightvision]

What? My cat is really cute, why won't you kiss him?

[Tijs]

Cause he's hairy. Maybe if you'd shaved a piece I would.

[nightvision]

Well, maybe I'll do that. Btw, where the hell did my assistant go? I don't pay him for jerking off at home.

[Tijs]

He's probably taking care of the apple and banana fields I'm planning to start here. It will be our main income to finance our organisation.

[nightvision]

Oh that's good. Hmm... Who will we sell the apples and bananas to?

[Tijs]

Hungry people. Africans mainly.

[nightvision]

I thought they had fruits everywhere.

[Tijs]

But not enough apples and bananas.

[nightvision]

Maybe... I don't know since I'm not African like yourself.

[Tijs]

I'm Dutch.

[nightvision]

No you're not.

[Tijs]

Yeah I am!

[nightvision]

You're like delirious or something dude! Everyday when I log in here I see a stupid thread made by Tijs with the title: I'm African!!

[Tijs]

Ohh... "AFRICAN" I thought you meant something else.

[nightvision]

I did... :confused:

[Tijs]

I don't know, but I thought you did..

[Snoopy]

I think you two should get a room or something. ;]

[Tijs]

You're bi-sexual aren't you?

[nightvision]

I already have a room, I'm in it right now.

And now I'll go to sleep.

[nightvision]

You're bi-sexual aren't you?

He's gotta be since he didn't raise his hand but also didn't not raise his hand.

[Snoopy]

He's gotta be since he didn't raise his hand but also didn't not raise his hand.
and what if i raise my foot? that makes me...? what?

[Jebus]

You guys killed it by revealing your plan. *raises hand* Can I join you guys?

[Jewel_Blue_Ibanez]

*Raises hand*

[ThrashedThrasher]

Tijs, Nightvision you guys are retarded.

[Obie2trice]

Agree with ^

[Idiot]

Stupid Hysteria... Now bring me a hot chick and alot of beer.

I know, but I went in first as a bodyguard to you and Tijs, so I was really being brave and helpful

And the hot chick and beer is waiting for you.

[Tijs]

Just a few more should raise their hands...

[Idiot]

As I'm logged in as a different user, does it count?

*raises hand anyway*

[Dexter_H]

I'll raise my hand..

[Idiot]

Excellent, we have more people Tijs.

[Tijs]

Great... just 5 more and this thread will be lame as... a llama.

[Idiot]

Will that be 10 people then?

[Tijs]

Just about so I guess.

[Idiot]

Awesome. So what now president?

[Tijs]

We should wait silently... but when the thread dies, we've gotta bump it.

[Idiot]

Ok, you've got a deal sir.

[Tijs]

..*bump*..

[Inshane]

yeah tijs. (http://tijs.youarelame.com/)
stupid site.

Tijs, you are now officialy Lame.

[ihatechrissneed]

*raises hand halfway*
wait it's not worth it
*puts it down again*
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc14.jpg

[Tijs]

yeah tijs. (http://tijs.youarelame.com/)
stupid site.

Tijs, you are now officialy Lame.
*pushes you in a choclate milk jacuzzi*
Some of the statements in there are actually true. My shoes are gigantic!

[fairy call]

do you smell like fish?

[Tijs]

Well.. there is a song which is rather populair to a lot of people I know which is about me smelling bad. I made up the song myself though, but people do sing it.

[fairy call]

you made up a song about yourself smelling bad?
and you sung it to other people?(since they know the song too)
thats...odd (i like the word odd)

[Tijs]

Yeah I know... I'm glad that the other song about me isn't made up by myself and is a positive song about me.

[fairy call]

what other song? :confused:

[Tijs]

Song called 'Oh Tijs'.

[fairy call]

oh! that song






:confused:

[Tijs]

'Course you don't know that song. You're not a part of my social life now are you?

[fairy call]

er...i'm on your msn hahha
and i live in the country next to yours :rolleyes:

[Tijs]

Oh, yeah, you're Julie aren't you?

But I don't see MSN as my social life really.

[fairy call]

damn, i knew it!

yeah im julie

[nightvision]

Tijs, Nightvision you guys are retarded.


What? What did we do?

I know it's you MotaBoy, you can't fool us.

[nightvision]

I know, but I went in first as a bodyguard to you and Tijs, so I was really being brave and helpful

And the hot chick and beer is waiting for you.

Now we're talking!

[Jebus]

yeah tijs.

The link used "You think Conan O'brian is funny" as an insult! Blasphemy!

[Tijs]

Oh for crying out loud. This shit has been going on for too long. It was meant to be a one-day-topic anyway.
I'm not gonna wait until more people vote so I changed the topic title to 'Raise your hand if you're gay.'
There, everyone who raised their hands are officially gay now.

I never claimed this to be funny, just to be lame and cliché.

There.

[Idiot]

You tell 'em Tijs, I'm behind you all the way (in a strictly non-gay way)

nightvision: hows the hot chick and the beer?

[ThrashedThrasher]

What? What did we do?

I know it's you MotaBoy, you can't fool us.

Dude fuck off, I'm not MotaBoy but thanks for reminding me of that accusation that I haven't heard since the board was last up.

[sKratch]

I'm too lazy to check if anyone said this yet, but you guys are gay.

[nightvision]

nightvision: hows the hot chick and the beer?

Couldn't be better, thank you.

[nightvision]

Dude fuck off, I'm not MotaBoy but thanks for reminding me of that accusation that I haven't heard since the board was last up.

Still in denial...?

[ThrashedThrasher]

Still in denial...?


I'm not MotoBoy god fucking damnit!

[Idiot]

ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy

[nightvision]

ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy

Heh... :)

[ThrashedThrasher]

ThrashedThrasher=MotaBoy


Gah. Fuck you I am not MotaBoy nor am I in denial.