Super Mario Gangster Rap Song

[shatskater]

For all you Mario fans out their!!

it'z 1986
i'm in tha first grade
i'm working really hard to get mario laid
i gotta save tha princess, so he can get tha pussy
belive me mario will get that ass so fuck luigi
Mario really wants to get a rim bed
so bad that he's bust'in up bricks wit his head
he just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells
jumping on little mushrooms and, and turtle shells
dropping down green pipes, and secret passage ways
he's making his move to the end where the final castle lays
eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher
eat a white flower and spit balls of fire
all these creatures that attack won't cut mario slack
oh shit, hold on i'll be right back

~PAUSE~

i'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer
it'z gotta be hard to get laid if ur a plummer
that's why i'm gonna work extra hard for my man
and get him to the end so he can stop using his hand
mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink
the princess won't fuck a little kid, i think
so stay grown
and attend to ur own
and eventually the princess will attend to ur bone!!!

SAVE THE PRINCESS QUICK, CUZ SHE WANTS THE DICK, AND IF U, LET HER FREE, U GET THA PUSSY

SAVE THE PRINCESS QUICK, CUZ SHE WANTS THE DICK, AND IF U, LET HER FREE, U GET THA PUSSY

bowser's trying to get head right now from the princess
but if it's up to me that shit'll stop this instance
cloud people throwing little spiked animals
and green plants wit teeth that attack like cannibals
i heard nobody ever put up in the princess's oven
and mario's always said " VIRGINS, I LOVE'EM"
i hate those KOOPA TROOPAS, so im gonna run up
i'm gonna jump on their shells 'til I get 1UP
i'm gonna keep playing and i'm never gonna quit
cuz some kid at school told me you get to see the princess tits
i wanna beat the game before any of my friends do
so i can say i put pussy up on mario's menu
at the end of each level i'll jump and get the flag
and say to myself another castle in the bag
i hope bowser's ready cuz he's in for a ride
and mario's serious when it comes to homicide
the princess is a freak even though she has class
mario will take a plunger, and put it in her ass
i hate the candels that shoot at u constantly
and i hate platforms that fall out from below me
it'z all worth while just to see mario smile
standing next to the princess, but-naked profile
that's why its my crusade to get mario laid
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS best game ever made!!!

SAVE THE PRINCESS QUICK, CUZ SHE WANTS THE DICK, AND IF U, LET HER FREE, U GET THA PUSSY....

[live_fast_gurl]

just a question , would it perhaps be priincess peach??
my friend has a game like that...

[shatskater]

just a question , would it perhaps be priincess peach??
my friend has a game like that...

lol, ya its princess peach.

[live_fast_gurl]

lol, ya its princess peach.
hahaha
my friend has the game "super smash bros melee" on gamecube , its cool

[Jack the Tripper]

lol, that's awesome. What's it in the tune of?

[shatskater]

hahaha
my friend has the game "super smash bros melee" on gamecube , its cool

lol, thats a hard game, i dont liek smash brothers much. but the rest are good!!

[live_fast_gurl]

lol, thats a hard game, i dont liek smash brothers much. but the rest are good!!
im addicted to it
loving that marth guy

[shatskater]

lol, that's awesome. What's it in the tune of?

like an old 1980's gangster rap song. shitty, lol.

[Jack the Tripper]

I have the game. It takes a while to win though

[shatskater]

im addicted to it
loving that marth guy

thats the only guy i am actually good with. lol.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I like Roy even better. He's slower, but the fire is just too cool.

My personal favorite in that game is Luigi. I love that game.

[shatskater]

I like Roy even better. He's slower, but the fire is just too cool.

My personal favorite in that game is Luigi. I love that game.

I take that back, I am better with Dr. Mario, but i still am not to fond of the game, and how did this go from a gangster song to gaming....lol.

[arak0r]

like an old 1980's gangster rap song. shitty, lol.

didnt know gangsta rap was around in the 80s.

[live_fast_gurl]

I like Roy even better. He's slower, but the fire is just too cool.

My personal favorite in that game is Luigi. I love that game.

noooooo
marth in white or black rules all!! i like swallowing people with kirby

[shatskater]

yup, gangsta rap started in the late 80's i do believe.....and i dont even like rap.

[Anya 82]

I like rap. But I also eat my own shit.

[shatskater]

I like rap. But I also eat my own shit.

Well if you like rap it must be because of your shit....I suggest not eating your own shit anymore....if you must eat shit however....eat somebody elses.

[live_fast_gurl]

you are a terrible imposter
you will never even compete with the real anya

[shatskater]

you are a terrible imposter
you will never even compete with the real anya

hey thats true also.

[arak0r]

yup, gangsta rap started in the late 80's i do believe.....and i dont even like rap.

think it was later than that..

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I like Roy even better. He's slower, but the fire is just too cool.

My personal favorite in that game is Luigi. I love that game.

Naw, you're all wrong. Kirby is the MAN.

[live_fast_gurl]

Naw, you're all wrong. Kirby is the MAN.

kirby is so awesome
i swallow bowser and press "b" then you can breath fire
when you swallow marth and do that
you ARE the coolest person ever
MARTH AND KIRBY
great combo

[JohnnyNemesis]

When I press forward + B, and Luigi does that constipated squat thing and waits before turning into a missile and blowing all of your sorry asses off the goddamned screen, you'll see why Luigi > Kirby > Roy > Marth > Dr. Mario!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

You need to know how to really use Kirby's combos. But when you can do it really well.. I bet I could beat you, Johnny. I'd kick your ass 5 ways from Sunday. Hiaar?

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm well versed in the art of Kirby combos, and he is definitely one of the best. Luigi is so much fun though!