Parody of Spare Me The Details that I wrote

[Unnatural Disaster]

SPARE ME THE EMAILS


My PC, It just hates me.
I got a lot of emails just the other night.
And 3 of them were SPAM, the rest of them was junk mail.
At least I didn't get any virus tonight.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Now I can't understand what people want to sell me.
They tried to sell me a box of some art supplies.
Email me everyday, it makes me want to lose it.
Everything they send me I delete that night.

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

Everything they send me, well I just delete it.
But they'll send it again in just a few minutes!
Oh man I've gotta stop them!

Now I'm lying in bed I cannot get to sleep.
I'm thinking of the crap that they will send to me.
They send me all this junk over and over.
And I know tomorrow just what I'll receive.
And they drive me insane, I cannot escape them.
I'm stuck with them harrassing me for life.
And they send me porn and other advertisements.
Well I just delete them and I walk away!

And I really Hate all this mail.
It's just driving me insane.
And I really don't give a care.
About getting some free underwear!

Oh Well I'm not the one who asked for this SPAM!
Viruses keep getting me in a jam!
Here's a message for who sends these to me:
Just Spare Me The Emails so I can be free!

'Cause I hate all this mail.
Spare me the emails so i can be free!!

Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

[Eccentric Sara]

Hey, that's really cool!Amusing!:D

[brylcreemboy]

ridiculous.

[La_Plume_Noire]

Yeah, it's funny, now try to sing your song with music background. ;)

[fairy call]

very nice! reminds me of that dog topic we had on the old bbs

[Dave]

Nice one.

I sung it through (yeah Im a singist too), and it sounds spot on!

[Obie2trice]

That`s some funny lyrics

[Idiot]

That's a decent parody. If you haven't already done so, post it in the Parodies section on theoffspring.com forums.

[MirandaV]

haha, useless

[ihatechrissneed]

this ones good! I thought of exactly that title once and was all set to write my hilarious parody when i realised it needed lyrics...

[wheelchairman]

Shouldn't a parody be funny?

[RobinoZombie]

Nice one dude :D

[Jewel_Blue_Ibanez]

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