TheUnholyNightBringer jokes

[Crap Joke Teller]

What do you call TUNB who like to fuck fit female soldiers?
TheUnholyKnightBanger!

What do you call TUNB who is not evil?
TheHolyNightBringer

What do you call a TUNB geeky boy?
TheUnholyBrightMinger!

What do you call TUNB who is a male servant?
KNave (instead of Dave...geddit?)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Number 1 and number 3 made me laugh. Congrats, this thread has my approval. :cool:

[Crap Joke Teller]

Number 1 and number 3 made me laugh. Congrats, this thread has my approval. :cool:
Why thankyou.

[notoriousdoc]

I found them as funny as un-sedated castrastion

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Yeah, but I like lame jokes. Plus I thought number 3 was very clever.

[Jimbob2005]

Hmmm...TheUnholyBrightMinger...clever, quite clever...

[notoriousdoc]

Hmm...

What do you call Dave when he sings like Marilyn Manson (or insert goth singer here, I don't know many)?

TheUnholyGothSinger

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

That kinda sucked.

[notoriousdoc]

That kinda sucked.


You said you liked lame jokes, therefore I produced a lame joke.

[Jimbob2005]

A better one...

What do you call TUNB who wears lots of jewellery?
TheUnholyRightBlinger!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Nah. I still think TheUnholyBrightMinger was better.

[Jimbob2005]

Damn... that can't be beaten... oh well, nothing beats TheUnholyBrightMinger

[JohnnyNemesis]

I sorta kinda liked that one, JimBob.

[Jimbob2005]

I sorta kinda liked that one, JimBob.
Really? Thankyou.

[notoriousdoc]

A better one...

What do you call TUNB who wears lots of jewellery?
TheUnholyRightBlinger!

I like that one

What do you call TUNB when he impersonates Telekinesis

TheUnworldlyShiteTalker

[Vera]

How many TheUnholyNightBringers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Jimbob2005]

How many TheUnholyNightBringers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Er... dunno... is there meant to be a joke in that?

[Dirk Lance]

But I like lame jokes.
Uhm... how about this then?

What do you call a rabid TUNB?
TheUnholyHumanExperiment

They'll find a cure, UnholyGuineaPig

At the expence of your life!!

[notoriousdoc]

What do you call TUNB when he's a aeronautics nut?

TheUnfailingKiteFlier

[Vera]

LOLZzzz

Who was Dave in teh Matrix?

TheUnholySpoonBender


Lolllolololololloolololo1!11!!!1111111!!!111

[Camilamazed]

I thought it was another of those lame threads but it turned out to be funny :D

[GreenTerror]

Why does everyone suddenly hate poor David?

[0r4ng3]

We don't hate him, we're just making jokes involving his username. There's a difference, right?

[Jimbob2005]

We don't hate him, we're just making jokes involving his username. There's a difference, right?
Yes, it is all harmless tongue in cheek. We're not insulting the dude.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

TheUnholyBrightMinger is still the best!

[coke_a_holic]

What do you call TUNB if he wants to beat you up?
TheUnholyFightBringer

What do you call TUNB if he is almost dead?
TheUnholyMightLinger

Ahahahaha... I am so depressed...

[ruroken]

What do you call a deprssed TUNB?
TheUnholyAtkinsDieter

What do you call TUNB before he kills you?
TheUnholyDeathbringer

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

TheUnholyBrightMinger still hasn't been beaten.

[ruroken]

What do you call TUNB when he's drunk?
TheUnholyWastedHobo

MWA-... um...

What do you call TUNB before he dies?
TheNowHolyDeadGuy

I got it!!!

What do you call TUNB when he's retarded?
His imposter. :D

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Seriously, stop.

[0r4ng3]

What do you call TUNB with a flashlight?
TheUnholyLightBringer

Hmm, it sounded better before I typed it.

[ruroken]

Seriously, stop.
No way, I've got a challenge. I must win. Hmm................

What do you call TUNB when he's naked?
TheUnholyThinkingMan

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Seriously, STOP.