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11-07-2004, 01:03 AM
From markprindle.com:
Fuck You, Tiger EP - Teenbeat 1995
Let me alter that title just a little bit to Fuck You, Voter. Maybe I heard wrong, but rumor has it that you just re-elected the worst president of the last 100 years. Good work on that. Good work on being a bunch of (a) rich selfish assholes and/or (b) deluded, ignorant fuckheads. But it's too late to complain about Bush - he's already in. So let me complain about any Bush voters who happen to run across this site (not terribly likely, I admit, since they're all afraid of scary curse words that might lead their children to crime and drugs, but nevertheless). Look you -- I am NOT Larry Democrat by trade. In fact, I was all set to vote for Mr. George W. Bush in 2000 because I fucking hated Al Gore so much. In fact, I WOULD have voted for Bush had I not been turned away from my local precinct and told that I was supposed to vote 20 blocks south. At that point, I decided, "Fuck this. I don't care who wins!" and went home. But four years later? Come on, you'd have to be a real fucking retard to not realize that Bush and his administration are completely DESTROYING this country. How could so many of you (Bush voters) be so goddamned stupid???
Let's examine some of the main reasons that people in the south and midwest chose to re-elect the Moron/Psycho ticket:
(1) "He is more likely to protect me against a terrorist attack." Okay, now see the thing is, all you people in the south and midwest who chose him for this reason - YOU'RE NOT AT FUCKING RISK OF A FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, YOU BUNCH OF LUNKHEADED PIECES OF HUMAN SHIT!!!! WHO GOT ATTACKED ON 9/11, HUH???? WAS IT UTAH??? WAS IT TEXAS???? WAS IT FUCKING MONTANA??? NO!!! IT WAS NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC!!! AND WHAT CANDIDATE DID THESE TWO CITIES, THE MOST LIKELY TARGETS OF THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK, CHOOSE AS THE PRESIDENT MOST SUITED TO PROTECT THEM???? JOHN KERRY!!!! DC ELECTED HIM BY A MARGIN OF 90 GODDAMNED PERCENT!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!! YOU'VE JUST PUT US EVEN MORE AT RISK BY RE-ELECTING A REGIME THAT THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD DESPISES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU WERE VOTING?????? THE WORLD HATES BUSH!!!! THUS, THEY HATE AMERICA!!!! DO YOU PEOPLE JUST NEVER VENTURE OUT OF THE UNITED STATES??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????
(2) "He is Christian and thus represents my moral beliefs." You pricks. You fucking moron Christian pricks. There is a reason that Church and State were intended to be divided. This is because half of the nation doesn't want the goddamned leader of the free world basing all his actions on fairy tales and little voices he hears in his head. CHRISTIANITY IS A FUCKING FAIRY TALE, YOU BLIND FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! And even if it wasn't -- well no, let me start over. That wasn't the right thing to say. Let me start over, seriously. Christianity preaches love and tolerance. This is excellent, and Christians who live by this creed are wonderful, wonderful people. The logical opposite of Christianity would be heinous. We do need to care about one another. However, Bush and his fundamentalist base have twisted the meaning of Christianity all up into a well of hatred and intolerance. My wife has a shirt with a picture of Bush and the words "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" The answer is NOFUCKINGBODY, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF SHIT. Bush is NOT a true Christian -- he is an asshole who HATES. His negative campaigning, his mean-spirited attacks on other nations, his insistence that fags aren't real people and thus don't deserve basic human rights. The "Gay Marriage" amendment means that if gay man Bill happens to die, then his partner gay man Steve has no rights to their home and could lose it. BECAUSE GOD SAID SO. How on Earth could so many of you pieces of human shit (WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE IF YOU VOTED FOR BUSH) vote AGAINST gay marriage???? Do you realize what you've done??? You've moved us one step closer to legislating absolute hatred and intolerance for large group of innocent people!!! Would Jesus have done this? HE WOULD NOT HAVE. THINK ABOUT IT. "Oh! But we need to preserve the sanctity of marriage." WHAT FUCKING SANCTITY IS THERE IN MARRIAGE????? THE DIVORCE RATE IS 50%, YOU STUPID, SELF-DELUDED FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! YOU ARE ASSHOLES!!!! HATE-MINDED, HATE-DRIVEN, INTOLERANT JUST ABSOLUTE PRICKS!!!! HOW DOES GAY MARRIAGE HURT YOU???? HOW DO GAYS HURT YOU???? HERE'S SOMETHING AMAZING THAT I'M SURE NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A MEDIOCRE MIDDLE AMERICAN BUSH-VOTING COCKSUCKER: FAGS DO NOT CHOOSE TO BE FAGS. NOBODY -- AND I MEAN NOBODY -- WOULD CHOOSE TO LIVE A LIFE IN WHICH THEY WOULD BE HATED BY SO MANY OTHER ASSHOLES. LOOK AT YOURSELF -- YOU'RE STRAIGHT, RIGHT? LIKE ME? OKAY NOW -- IMAGINE A NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF YOU WITH A BIG ERECT COCK, SAYING TO YOU, "BEND OVER, I WANT TO FUCK YOU." NOW THEN -- WOULD YOU SAY "YES, GO AHEAD. I'VE MADE THE DECISION THAT YOU CAN DO THAT."? NO!!!! OF COURSE YOU FUCKING WOULDN'T!!!! BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FUCKING BORN GAY!!!!! PEOPLE ARE BORN GAY!!!! IT'S GENETIC!!!! YOU CAN'T DECIDE TO BE ATTRACTED TO A HAIRY MAN'S COCK AND BALLS ANYMORE THAN YOU CAN DECIDE TO BE ATTRACTED TO AN UGLY FAT WOMAN!!!! WHY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THESE PEOPLE??? Oh yes, I remember. Because Jesus hates fags. It's right there in the book of We Totally Made This Up Because We're Intolerant Assholes. So what exactly ARE these moral values that are so important to you and your assbuddy George Bush? Helping the poor and underprivileged? NOPE! Bush's economic policies (aside from driving the country BANKRUPT) have led to the widest divide between rich and poor in the HISTORY OF THE NATION. Do you know what this means? There will be MORE crime, MORE murder, MORE violence -- the have-nots are going to rise up and kill you, and you DESERVE it. What other moral values are so important to you? Protecting our Mother Earth? Certainly doesn't matter to George Bush! More pollution, more oil drilling in protected wetlands, more global warming -- all under the moral guidance of George "Rich Liar" Bush. Let's see -- any more moral values? Ah yes! Negative campaigning! He practically INVENTED it for his father's first campaign. Trash Kerry. Make up lies about what a "flip flopper" he is. Be a prick. A total and complete PRICK. Wow! What a great moral value! Thank God for you fucking IDIOTS who believe every word he says!
What am I on now, 3? (3) "He's one of us. Kerry is a goddamned New England liberal who makes me feel stupid." If somebody makes you feel stupid, it's because you ARE stupid. Don't accept it -- read up on things! Learn something! And that word "liberal" -- both of my parents voted for Bush because they don't trust Democrats to not take their money and give it to poor, lazy people. That's understandable. However, KERRY AND EDWARDS ARE MILLIONAIRE LAWYERS!!! THEY ARE NOT FUCKING LIBERALS!!!! In any other nation (and at a not-so-distant earlier time in our own), they would be considered moderate Republicans. They were NOT going to take all your money away and give it to the lazy!!!!
(4) "Bush gave us our tax break and put more money in our hands." Read this closely and take it all in (again, I'm directing this at Bush voters - the rest of you guys kick ass!!!): Bush paid for the federal tax break by cutting a lot of federal programs. YOU wound up paying more in local and state taxes -- perhaps $200 more -- because this federal defunding forced local and state governments to spend a hell of a lot more money on programs that used to be taken care of by Washington, DC. It was a bait-and-switch. He lied to you.
(5) "He is a strong leader in a time of war." WE ARE NOT AT WAR!!!! WE ARE NOT AT GODDAMNED WAR!!!! WHO HAS DECLARED WAR ON US???? WHO IS OUR ENEMY???? IS SOME NATION AT WAR WITH US??? NO!!! THERE'S NOT EVEN A GODDAMNED ARMY FIGHTING AGAINST US!!!! BUSH INVADED IRAQ. HE MADE AN IMPERIALIST MOVE -- BREAKING INTERNATIONAL LAW -- TO INVADE A COUNTRY HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD. NAME OUR ENEMY!!! IS IT "TERRORISTS"? THAT'S NOT A GODDAMNED NATIONALITY! TERRORISTS EXIST BECAUSE WE MADE THEM. WE PUT THEM IN POVERTY, TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THEIR RESOURCES, MADE THEM SUFFER, IGNORED THEM AND NOW, SURPRISE! THEY FUCKING HATE US!!!! PEOPLE AREN'T BORN INTO ISLAMIC MILITANTISM -- THEY ARE WON OVER TO IT BY THOSE WHO MAKE THEM REALIZE WHAT PRICKS WESTERNERS ARE!!!! THIS IS THE SAME THING AS REAGAN CLAIMING HE WAS ENGAGED IN A "WAR AGAINST DRUGS!" YOU KNOW WHAT IRAQ IS? IRAQ IS A BUNCH OF WARRING FACTIONS. THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE PEACE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS WAS THE IRON FIST OF SADDAM HUSSEIN. NOW THAT HE'S GONE, THESE WARRING FACTIONS ARE GOING TO ALL KEEP FIGHTING US AND FIGHTING FOR POWER, AND EVENTUALLY ONE OF THEM WILL GET POWER AND START (sorry about the caps) annihilating all dissentors. We will NEVER win in Iraq. And Bush has NO -- i repeat, NO -- exit plan.
(6) "He inherited a recession, and he's really turned it around!" No, he has not. We have lost MILLIONS of jobs in the past four years. Look online anywhere (except Fox News, the Wall Street Journal or asshole Republican blogs). When he said he's helped the economy, HE WAS LYING. And what is his master plan for improving the economy? "Education!" "More Pell Grants!" "Get people educated so they can fill the jobs of today!" Well fine, Bush, except THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS OF TODAY!!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FUCKING EDUCATED PEOPLE THERE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES WHO SIMPLY CANNOT FIND JOBS??? EDUCATION IS NOT A SOLUTION TO AN UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! "HEY, LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE A HOME, BUT WOWEE! LOOK AT MY DEGREE! SPARE SOME CHANGE?
Fuck You, Tiger EP - Teenbeat 1995
Let me alter that title just a little bit to Fuck You, Voter. Maybe I heard wrong, but rumor has it that you just re-elected the worst president of the last 100 years. Good work on that. Good work on being a bunch of (a) rich selfish assholes and/or (b) deluded, ignorant fuckheads. But it's too late to complain about Bush - he's already in. So let me complain about any Bush voters who happen to run across this site (not terribly likely, I admit, since they're all afraid of scary curse words that might lead their children to crime and drugs, but nevertheless). Look you -- I am NOT Larry Democrat by trade. In fact, I was all set to vote for Mr. George W. Bush in 2000 because I fucking hated Al Gore so much. In fact, I WOULD have voted for Bush had I not been turned away from my local precinct and told that I was supposed to vote 20 blocks south. At that point, I decided, "Fuck this. I don't care who wins!" and went home. But four years later? Come on, you'd have to be a real fucking retard to not realize that Bush and his administration are completely DESTROYING this country. How could so many of you (Bush voters) be so goddamned stupid???
Let's examine some of the main reasons that people in the south and midwest chose to re-elect the Moron/Psycho ticket:
(1) "He is more likely to protect me against a terrorist attack." Okay, now see the thing is, all you people in the south and midwest who chose him for this reason - YOU'RE NOT AT FUCKING RISK OF A FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE, YOU BUNCH OF LUNKHEADED PIECES OF HUMAN SHIT!!!! WHO GOT ATTACKED ON 9/11, HUH???? WAS IT UTAH??? WAS IT TEXAS???? WAS IT FUCKING MONTANA??? NO!!! IT WAS NEW YORK AND WASHINGTON DC!!! AND WHAT CANDIDATE DID THESE TWO CITIES, THE MOST LIKELY TARGETS OF THE NEXT TERRORIST ATTACK, CHOOSE AS THE PRESIDENT MOST SUITED TO PROTECT THEM???? JOHN KERRY!!!! DC ELECTED HIM BY A MARGIN OF 90 GODDAMNED PERCENT!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!! YOU'VE JUST PUT US EVEN MORE AT RISK BY RE-ELECTING A REGIME THAT THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED WORLD DESPISES!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU WERE VOTING?????? THE WORLD HATES BUSH!!!! THUS, THEY HATE AMERICA!!!! DO YOU PEOPLE JUST NEVER VENTURE OUT OF THE UNITED STATES??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU????
(2) "He is Christian and thus represents my moral beliefs." You pricks. You fucking moron Christian pricks. There is a reason that Church and State were intended to be divided. This is because half of the nation doesn't want the goddamned leader of the free world basing all his actions on fairy tales and little voices he hears in his head. CHRISTIANITY IS A FUCKING FAIRY TALE, YOU BLIND FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! And even if it wasn't -- well no, let me start over. That wasn't the right thing to say. Let me start over, seriously. Christianity preaches love and tolerance. This is excellent, and Christians who live by this creed are wonderful, wonderful people. The logical opposite of Christianity would be heinous. We do need to care about one another. However, Bush and his fundamentalist base have twisted the meaning of Christianity all up into a well of hatred and intolerance. My wife has a shirt with a picture of Bush and the words "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" The answer is NOFUCKINGBODY, YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF SHIT. Bush is NOT a true Christian -- he is an asshole who HATES. His negative campaigning, his mean-spirited attacks on other nations, his insistence that fags aren't real people and thus don't deserve basic human rights. The "Gay Marriage" amendment means that if gay man Bill happens to die, then his partner gay man Steve has no rights to their home and could lose it. BECAUSE GOD SAID SO. How on Earth could so many of you pieces of human shit (WHICH IS WHAT YOU ARE IF YOU VOTED FOR BUSH) vote AGAINST gay marriage???? Do you realize what you've done??? You've moved us one step closer to legislating absolute hatred and intolerance for large group of innocent people!!! Would Jesus have done this? HE WOULD NOT HAVE. THINK ABOUT IT. "Oh! But we need to preserve the sanctity of marriage." WHAT FUCKING SANCTITY IS THERE IN MARRIAGE????? THE DIVORCE RATE IS 50%, YOU STUPID, SELF-DELUDED FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!! YOU ARE ASSHOLES!!!! HATE-MINDED, HATE-DRIVEN, INTOLERANT JUST ABSOLUTE PRICKS!!!! HOW DOES GAY MARRIAGE HURT YOU???? HOW DO GAYS HURT YOU???? HERE'S SOMETHING AMAZING THAT I'M SURE NEVER OCCURRED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A MEDIOCRE MIDDLE AMERICAN BUSH-VOTING COCKSUCKER: FAGS DO NOT CHOOSE TO BE FAGS. NOBODY -- AND I MEAN NOBODY -- WOULD CHOOSE TO LIVE A LIFE IN WHICH THEY WOULD BE HATED BY SO MANY OTHER ASSHOLES. LOOK AT YOURSELF -- YOU'RE STRAIGHT, RIGHT? LIKE ME? OKAY NOW -- IMAGINE A NAKED MAN IN FRONT OF YOU WITH A BIG ERECT COCK, SAYING TO YOU, "BEND OVER, I WANT TO FUCK YOU." NOW THEN -- WOULD YOU SAY "YES, GO AHEAD. I'VE MADE THE DECISION THAT YOU CAN DO THAT."? NO!!!! OF COURSE YOU FUCKING WOULDN'T!!!! BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FUCKING BORN GAY!!!!! PEOPLE ARE BORN GAY!!!! IT'S GENETIC!!!! YOU CAN'T DECIDE TO BE ATTRACTED TO A HAIRY MAN'S COCK AND BALLS ANYMORE THAN YOU CAN DECIDE TO BE ATTRACTED TO AN UGLY FAT WOMAN!!!! WHY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST THESE PEOPLE??? Oh yes, I remember. Because Jesus hates fags. It's right there in the book of We Totally Made This Up Because We're Intolerant Assholes. So what exactly ARE these moral values that are so important to you and your assbuddy George Bush? Helping the poor and underprivileged? NOPE! Bush's economic policies (aside from driving the country BANKRUPT) have led to the widest divide between rich and poor in the HISTORY OF THE NATION. Do you know what this means? There will be MORE crime, MORE murder, MORE violence -- the have-nots are going to rise up and kill you, and you DESERVE it. What other moral values are so important to you? Protecting our Mother Earth? Certainly doesn't matter to George Bush! More pollution, more oil drilling in protected wetlands, more global warming -- all under the moral guidance of George "Rich Liar" Bush. Let's see -- any more moral values? Ah yes! Negative campaigning! He practically INVENTED it for his father's first campaign. Trash Kerry. Make up lies about what a "flip flopper" he is. Be a prick. A total and complete PRICK. Wow! What a great moral value! Thank God for you fucking IDIOTS who believe every word he says!
What am I on now, 3? (3) "He's one of us. Kerry is a goddamned New England liberal who makes me feel stupid." If somebody makes you feel stupid, it's because you ARE stupid. Don't accept it -- read up on things! Learn something! And that word "liberal" -- both of my parents voted for Bush because they don't trust Democrats to not take their money and give it to poor, lazy people. That's understandable. However, KERRY AND EDWARDS ARE MILLIONAIRE LAWYERS!!! THEY ARE NOT FUCKING LIBERALS!!!! In any other nation (and at a not-so-distant earlier time in our own), they would be considered moderate Republicans. They were NOT going to take all your money away and give it to the lazy!!!!
(4) "Bush gave us our tax break and put more money in our hands." Read this closely and take it all in (again, I'm directing this at Bush voters - the rest of you guys kick ass!!!): Bush paid for the federal tax break by cutting a lot of federal programs. YOU wound up paying more in local and state taxes -- perhaps $200 more -- because this federal defunding forced local and state governments to spend a hell of a lot more money on programs that used to be taken care of by Washington, DC. It was a bait-and-switch. He lied to you.
(5) "He is a strong leader in a time of war." WE ARE NOT AT WAR!!!! WE ARE NOT AT GODDAMNED WAR!!!! WHO HAS DECLARED WAR ON US???? WHO IS OUR ENEMY???? IS SOME NATION AT WAR WITH US??? NO!!! THERE'S NOT EVEN A GODDAMNED ARMY FIGHTING AGAINST US!!!! BUSH INVADED IRAQ. HE MADE AN IMPERIALIST MOVE -- BREAKING INTERNATIONAL LAW -- TO INVADE A COUNTRY HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD. NAME OUR ENEMY!!! IS IT "TERRORISTS"? THAT'S NOT A GODDAMNED NATIONALITY! TERRORISTS EXIST BECAUSE WE MADE THEM. WE PUT THEM IN POVERTY, TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THEIR RESOURCES, MADE THEM SUFFER, IGNORED THEM AND NOW, SURPRISE! THEY FUCKING HATE US!!!! PEOPLE AREN'T BORN INTO ISLAMIC MILITANTISM -- THEY ARE WON OVER TO IT BY THOSE WHO MAKE THEM REALIZE WHAT PRICKS WESTERNERS ARE!!!! THIS IS THE SAME THING AS REAGAN CLAIMING HE WAS ENGAGED IN A "WAR AGAINST DRUGS!" YOU KNOW WHAT IRAQ IS? IRAQ IS A BUNCH OF WARRING FACTIONS. THE ONLY THING KEEPING THE PEACE FOR ALL THOSE YEARS WAS THE IRON FIST OF SADDAM HUSSEIN. NOW THAT HE'S GONE, THESE WARRING FACTIONS ARE GOING TO ALL KEEP FIGHTING US AND FIGHTING FOR POWER, AND EVENTUALLY ONE OF THEM WILL GET POWER AND START (sorry about the caps) annihilating all dissentors. We will NEVER win in Iraq. And Bush has NO -- i repeat, NO -- exit plan.
(6) "He inherited a recession, and he's really turned it around!" No, he has not. We have lost MILLIONS of jobs in the past four years. Look online anywhere (except Fox News, the Wall Street Journal or asshole Republican blogs). When he said he's helped the economy, HE WAS LYING. And what is his master plan for improving the economy? "Education!" "More Pell Grants!" "Get people educated so they can fill the jobs of today!" Well fine, Bush, except THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS OF TODAY!!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FUCKING EDUCATED PEOPLE THERE ARE IN THE UNITED STATES WHO SIMPLY CANNOT FIND JOBS??? EDUCATION IS NOT A SOLUTION TO AN UNEMPLOYMENT PROBLEM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! "HEY, LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE! I MAY NOT HAVE A HOME, BUT WOWEE! LOOK AT MY DEGREE! SPARE SOME CHANGE?