THA BIG DOLLAR$$$$

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  1. Rooster
    Rooster
    You have high expectations Randy, but we might pull it off. You see, ITSLYM only record albums for money. But we are doing it for the hoes.


    And the money.
  2. Rooster
    Rooster
    Hmm, i just thought up the lyrics for one of our songs, the title is "We Have Much More Money Than Fred Durzt And George Bush Ever Had Combined, And We Made It With A Single Gig!", and it goes like this:

    "It's slim,
    but we can outsell ITSLYM,
    For cashburgers,
    for tha hoes,
    and the money
    is all we roll,
    You can't bring us down,
    your chances are slim,
    we're bigger than you,
    we're bigger than ITSLYM!"

    then you just repeat all this 32 times, and you have an epic brutal tr00 thrash attention whore metal song.

    What do you think? Is it hoe-ey enough? Or should we make it even more bitchy?

    Anyway, thanks for the inspiration, Randy


    And the money.
  3. Rooster
    Rooster
    We should make this song i wrote a single. It's so money making song. Kind of a song for all tha rich rebels, who are rallying against all the filthy, poor people, who control their lives by demanding some spare change from them. I mean, we're in the crisis now, we can't give our spare change to the poor - you can't put a 100 $ bill in the machine that makes coffee, we need coins for that, and if we don't have the coins we don't get the coffee. Damn, why can't poor people understand that?!?

    Anyway, we'd totally get a lot of cash from the single.


    And the money.
  4. dff_punk
    dff_punk
    Whoa, imma new guy so I have to introduce myself I guess.

    My name is David, and I have played acoustic guitar for 4,5 years in a folk-country-pop band Bubblin' Redneck Hoedown. This band will be a giant step forward to me genre-wise and also ideal-wise, so I hope you will give me the confidence to pull it off with ya. May you have patience. Thanks again to Raptor for letting me have this great opportunity in my life.


    *on a completely unrelated note*
    And the money.
  5. Rooster
    Rooster
    Welcome among us, my friend. You'll bring us fame and fortune.


    And the money.
  6. Rooster
    Rooster
    Deamn, whear arr yo, folkz?!?

    It's time to get our hoes. and cashburgers. and release an album.


    And the money.
  7. _Lost_
    _Lost_
    welcome david. what about the whoring?

    and the money?
  8. Rooster
    Rooster
    Yep, for the whoring too.

    Anyway, i just discovered the meaning of my life, it's all written here:

    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Raptors

    It's all true. This post really has no other meaning than just being here. And attract some hoes. And the money.


    And the money.
  9. Rooster
    Rooster
    Ok, this group is kinda quiet now, but mainly because i'm so busy with my side-project, The Redestructed. Unlike THA BIG DOLLAR$$$$ that project is very underground, it's not at all for the hoes. Or cashburgers. Or bentleys.


    And the money.
  10. dff_punk
    dff_punk
    Did you know we lost a member?

    And the money.?
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