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im in ur social groope, crashing ur party.
It's cool, it was kind of a sausage fest before but now we have a good ratio going. And I understand you're some kind of minority too. So I'm all progressive and stuff.
I'm now accepting applications to the Alcoholic Group. You can ask me via PM. (not actually accepting anyone, but I'll take your application.
So, 1565, sup? I was just talkin to this really hot girl from kappa phi but I'd totally rather talk to you babe. Pretty awesome party we got here, huh? Can I get you a plastic red cup full of natty?
Ooh, is it an Omega Nu car bomb? (Shot of GHB dropped into a plastic cup of Natty) This party is raaaaagin!
Nah babe, wouldn't do ya like that. I'm old skool.
( . )( . ) <--- Tits
Now it's a party