How dares you leave the clan!? I thought we had it special... So we aren't building the Greg mansion together?
I'll still stay & finish the mansion. I just have to stay loyal to my husband but there will always be a place in my heart for Greg. <3
...my heart is full of broken glass....
It's ok Cock Joke, you can still flirt with Greg K! He doesn't count. Besides, we gay people continue flirting and having sex with other people even though we're in a couple, right? By the way Cock Joke, I was thinking, should I be the man or woman of our relationship? Also, I was thinking of adopting Conspiracyof1000. My male nipples are starting to lactate so I think I should be the woman. Come drink my son! We need a gay pride social group!
I hate to break it to you Bipolar, but I'm a chick. I'm emo because gay men make much better friends than straight men since when they talk to you they don't always stare at your breasts.
Breasts are so damn fun to stare at...
But...aren't you gay?
Where did you get the idea that I was gay? What the hell!
Are you...bi? You married Cock Joke for crying out loud! Where do you think I would get the idea from!
Oh yeah...that. I always forget.
