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  1. Da Mander
    Da Mander
    Hello lady's && gentle eskimos, I ish Amanda!
    I wants yous to be as random as you can, till your brain explodes!
    xD
    It ish fuuuun!
    <333
  2. Bipolar Bear
    Why does a beginning crop stop? Amanda bores near Bipolar Bear. Bipolar Bear grades the acid throughout the integral protest. The enforced biscuit fulfills Bipolar Bear.
  3. Cock Joke
    Cock Joke
    Cooooooooooooooooooooock!
  4. Bipolar Bear
    emo

    An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

    1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
    2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
    3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
    4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
    5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

    This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

    When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
  5. dff_punk
    dff_punk
    omg I am sooo sensitive right now...
  6. Cock Joke
    Cock Joke
    It's embarrassing as fuck to have a ass!!!!!!
  7. Conspiracyof1000
    Conspiracyof1000
    Asssssssssss
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
  8. Conspiracyof1000
    Conspiracyof1000
    No caps? DAMMIT!
  9. Cock Joke
    Cock Joke
    The balls are inert!!!
  10. Bipolar Bear
    Not my balls!
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