This is a group for members of a (fictional) super popular attention-whoring-cash-machine-rock band THA BIG DOLLAR$$$$.
Band members so far:
Raptor88 - lead guitar, didgeridoo
dff_punk - lead guitar, beer bottle harmonies
randman21 - lead guitar, triangle
Superdope - lead guitar, fireworks
_Lost_ - vocals, 35-minute-long-single-note
Michael Jackson (known also as Jackson MC) - vocals, weird dancing (the real one died, but we have a cloned version to replace him temporarily untill the real one will be un-frozen and returned to life again by those spooky scientists...)
Steve Vai - drums (because if he played guitar in this band other guitars would be overshadowed)
Pete Parada - drums (because Vai would suck behind drums)
Lar$$$ Ulrich - drums (he is probably the biggest attention-hoe ever to be born, and he is also believed to be the only man in the world who can tune his bass drum to sound "CLICK", plus he drums in ITSLYM and Metallica - we would be crazy if we didn't invite him in the band)
James Hetfield - Shakuhachi
That Guy - rhytm guitar (yes, we have 4 lead and 1 rhytm guitar)
MacGyver - staple, nail clipper, keyboard Insert key (give him this and he'll make you an mp3 player)
We are highly influenced by the only tr00 legends of attention-whore-black-metal, ITSLYM.
I made this for fun. And whoring.
And the money.