Ryder1234
Fernwoodians

My old dog (who hurt himself and ran away from the vet-I think you read that story) was such a dumbass. We cleaned the house, and the window on the back door was clean. We then gave him a bath, and he tried to run outside and smacked the window hard.

No it wasn't a ninja dog. More like a pitbull-ish dog.
The day we were going camping two of my dogs got out. My dad managed to get them back in about ten seconds just by yelling "HEY!"

I can't believe I forgot about this but last year right before school started me, my brother, and his friend all went to the park. This dog followed us there, and he seemed nice enough. Well about five minutes later the dog wigged out and attacked. He bit my brother and his friend, but only managed to nick the back of my knee. We ran home, and I chucked some rocks at the dog, which is probably the bravest thing I've ever done. Oh, and the dog could jump like 8 feet to the top of the jungle gym thing. No lie.

Haha.
There was the time I tried to build the ultimate fort, but then I ran out of nails so I had to stretch a tarp from the tree I was using as support to the half-fence I built. It looked like crap, but if you sat in it in the rain you wouldn't get wet.
When I was about four there was a dog living next door that scared me so bad so I drew a picture of a giant bubble blower that could carry the dog away. Afterward someone told me that wasn't possible. I was so heartbroken...

I think once I tried to make a go-kart out of a skateboard and a cardboard box. Then I upgraded to a dog crate on top of a skateboard. Then all my materials were taken away once I fell in the middle of the road in a dog crate and my mom didn't want me to get run over.

The fastest thing I've done like that was a rubber-band car I helped build in Science Olympiad.
It lost.

He got owned.

Nosebleeds suck. I haven't had one of those since...last...January?

At least I wasn't puking all day. That really sucks.