If I were a guy, I'd sit down to pee at home. Every time. Just because it's comfortable and much less likely to cause a mess. Toilets aren't designed...
My idea of productivity is basically limited to playing games and watching porn, which some might feel is not a good thing, but on the plus side I am...
I've pretty much got a boner for beards. If I could grow an epic Mohammed level beard I'd willingly take excruciating pain whenever I shave, because...