You know you're addicted to The Offspring when...

-When you have their whole history memorized by heart.
-When you recite that history so much that your friends frequently have to hit you in the back of the head.
-When your "new wall paper" is actually millions of pics of the band.
-When you listen to their songs so much that you find that they all relate to your life in some way.

- you have only their songs on your mp3-player all the time

- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.



Oh shit!!! I said too much!!!

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Originally Posted by Hypodermic_89

- You put a picture of the bandmembers faces on the wall and drill four holes.. Not that I do that.. *runs away*

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Noodles would be proud.

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- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.

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Noodles would be ecstatic.

- When random words like "chair" and "wallpaper" remind you of them
- When your friends want to strangle you because you talk about them 24/7
- When you spend more than 10 minutes a day thinking "What if I'll never see them live?", and a voice in your head tells you that you'll die if that happens

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Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis

- You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.

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Now THAT'S the best one yet.

When you dream about you surfing in the forum ( i dosen't do it)

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Originally Posted by The meaning of life

When you dream about you surfing in the forum ( i dosen't do it)

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oh right, I forgot: - When you have weird dreams about them almost every night

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Originally Posted by Amazed

- When random words like "chair" and "wallpaper" remind you of them
- When your friends want to strangle you because you talk about them 24/7
- When you spend more than 10 minutes a day thinking "What if I'll never see them live?", and a voice in your head tells you that you'll die if that happens

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I was gonna write about talkin about them 24/7 but then I saw your post... :D

-When you started to tell your friends how much you love The Offspring and they get annoyed.
-When you started to tell your parents about Offspring! My mother get very impressed when I told her that Dexter studied molecular biology
-When you sing Dirty Magic in the street and people look at you thinking "She might be crazy"´
-When every action you do in your life is related in something to The Offspring. For example today at school we saw a video about cells and I thought "How much cells does Dexter has?" :p
-When every day of your life you listen at least one song of them and you get annoyed if you didn't listen.

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Originally Posted by Emily_offspring_fan

-When you started to tell your friends how much you love The Offspring and they get annoyed.
-When you started to tell your parents about Offspring! My mother get very impressed when I told her that Dexter studied molecular biology
-When you sing Dirty Magic in the street and people look at you thinking "She might be crazy"´
-When every action you do in your life is related in something to The Offspring. For example today at school we saw a video about cells and I thought "How much cells does Dexter has?" :p
-When every day of your life you listen at least one song of them and you get annoyed if you didn't listen.

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holy crap... I do all those things, except for singing Dirty Magic in the street :p