-You work at least one of their lyrics into almost every conversationg you have. (guilty)
add your own.
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-You work at least one of their lyrics into almost every conversationg you have. (guilty)
add your own.
- You come onto these boards every day hoping to find out something you dont know about them... :p
- You put a picture of the bandmembers faces on the wall and drill four holes.. Not that I do that.. *runs away*
- You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.
I don't think I'm obsessed, lol. I dont' fit any of these so far, and I don't have any new ones.
u've made a huge sign (from sticks and rocks) in your backyard 'welcome offspring' hoping that one day dexter's plane will land on it:D
paid a friend $360.00 for a back row seat to an offspring concert then got arrested for kicking the crap out of a guy that said "i hate this band my friend dragged me here" :)
-You hate Billy Joe Armstrong
LMAO...thats the best one yet... oh and kicking/plane landing :P :DQuote:
Originally Posted by SaiKYoU
-When you can name each and every song including album from just the intro before the lyrics even start
-When you have their whole history memorized by heart.
-When you recite that history so much that your friends frequently have to hit you in the back of the head.
-When your "new wall paper" is actually millions of pics of the band.
-When you listen to their songs so much that you find that they all relate to your life in some way.
- you have only their songs on your mp3-player all the time
- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.
Oh shit!!! I said too much!!!
Noodles would be proud.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypodermic_89
Noodles would be ecstatic.Quote:
- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.
- When random words like "chair" and "wallpaper" remind you of them
- When your friends want to strangle you because you talk about them 24/7
- When you spend more than 10 minutes a day thinking "What if I'll never see them live?", and a voice in your head tells you that you'll die if that happens
Now THAT'S the best one yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis
When you dream about you surfing in the forum ( i dosen't do it)
oh right, I forgot: - When you have weird dreams about them almost every nightQuote:
Originally Posted by The meaning of life
I was gonna write about talkin about them 24/7 but then I saw your post... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Amazed
-When you started to tell your friends how much you love The Offspring and they get annoyed.
-When you started to tell your parents about Offspring! My mother get very impressed when I told her that Dexter studied molecular biology
-When you sing Dirty Magic in the street and people look at you thinking "She might be crazy"´
-When every action you do in your life is related in something to The Offspring. For example today at school we saw a video about cells and I thought "How much cells does Dexter has?" :p
-When every day of your life you listen at least one song of them and you get annoyed if you didn't listen.
holy crap... I do all those things, except for singing Dirty Magic in the street :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Emily_offspring_fan
haha, well when I'm alone I sing low, but when I'm with friends we sing very highQuote:
Originally Posted by Amazed
I don't sing when I'm with friends. I wouldn't want their ears to fall off :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Emily_offspring_fan
when your best friend become an Offspring fan because of you... [that happened lol ]
I wish that would happen to me. All my friends hate them...Quote:
Originally Posted by forcyn
that happened to me aswell hehe - i went on and on about how much i love the offspring and then the next day i was told they went out and bought Ignition and IxnayQuote:
Originally Posted by forcyn
haha she said: "damn, Offspring is such a good band!" lol
that was weird :D
my friends have no idea that offy exists....FINE! at least i know that dexter will land on *MY* backyard (muahahahahahaha)...
mwahahahah I'm living very close to the airfield soooo... :D:D:D lol
my friends know them, but have their own favurite bands, that what I like of my group of friends! Ac/Dc Iron Maiden Metallica Offspring we're multiethical!
-When you name your dogs after members of the Offspring! My dogs names
are Dexter and Noodles! If I get a third I am naming it Greg! :D
Well, I have only 1 friend who likes The Offspring (and she likes them less than me), so I must have said friend no friends.
haha my fish is called Dexter lol and it's hmmm... different than other ones lolQuote:
Originally Posted by TarachnidX
-when you start threads about being obsessed with them.
lol.
well, i have the skull tattooed on my arm, and the skull painted huuuuuge on my wall.
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Originally Posted by TarachnidX
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When you pay 20 bucks for their first album, even you don't pay not even 10 bucks for a T shirt(but you will pay 20 bucks for an Offspring shirt)
When you make that your little cousins watch over and over again their CMVC
When you sing in the subway Staring at the sun, louder that the guy who solds pirates CDs XD
When you name FUKING POP BITCH to your friend (female) who dislikes Offspring music, to be so heavy, and so pesimist :D (men... I think that's why I don't talk to her... and she hates me :P)
Dexter is in your closet.
Nuff said.
-You come to these forums every day wasting your life trying to get your post count high :rolleyes:
i agree with visiting here, disagree about the post count...
-You come on the forums, cross your fingers, and hope that a band member comes online and posts.
- When you write a poem about The Offspring
- When your poem is specifically about Dexter
- When you talk about Dexter's man boobs in your poem
That poem was HILARIOUS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tired_Of_You