Things to do in an Elevator

One time I got head in an elevator. No joke.

err.. Okay... That's nice
XD

So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

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Originally Posted by ninthz

So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
pps: Smoking in an elevator.

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I don't it's that you're old, but everyone else is stupid. I pretty much agree an all accounts, and I wish I could have been present for that exchange.

pro tip: getting fucked up makes you invincible and therefore able to talk shit to anyone (even though that particular exchange was a sober one)

Duly noted.

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Originally Posted by Reamwolf

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if this was a movie you'd look back and there'd be no one behind you :/

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