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It's way too cold to go out for free-drinks. Zero-tips. Bars are much better than clubs because of the shooting -pool game. Yep, epicfuckenawesomely fun times! It's excitin' for me to chillax on my b—day in five months. Am I down for a Straight-Shot of this new brand called DULCE VIDA ORGANIC TEQUILA?
I know it's verrry early, but I woke up still drunk ahahahahaha, and was convinced last night I was Frodo so was trying to bring the ring to Mordor cause there's a woods here that all the locals call Mordor. And I did a huge puke on the stairs aparently and walked in it and brough ti everywhere, but i can't remember but i guess it must have been me cause my clothres and hair are covered on vomit and my dad spent 2 hours cleaning it all up.
Oh god, I should be ashameeeed but I'm not sober enough to feel those feelings.