Industry.

Two dudes just sat down at 9:50. I hope they came in separate vehicles and on their way home they hit each other. No one is seriously injured, maybe a sprained wrist or a bruise and maybe a couple hundred dollars of damage to their cars.

Oh sweet! Three more people at 9:53! I hope they all crash into each other and die.

They all climb into a bus with a drunk driver and they crash into a klan meeting.

There is always that one customer/table that can just ruin your mood.Thanks for making me feel like shit when I tried to do everything I could to make you happy asshole. Ugh.

10 top at 9:45 last night, lolololo.

Omg that sucks. A few years ago I had a table of 20 come in 5 mins before we closed for breakfast. That was FUN.