you misunderstand, that's all I would do.
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you misunderstand, that's all I would do.
now you're getting it.
That seems a bit creepy to me. Wouldn't even eat or sleep?
I would eat the ejaculate, obviously. I'd like to say I have the stamina to masturbate for days without sleep, but I imagine I'd pass out eventually.
Why wouldn't you just fuck a chick for real? You're being rediculous.
Sex is great. It's just not the real thing.
I stole that from Adam Carolla, but I'm kind of with him on that.
I masturbate like there's no tomorrow already.