The guys should write books

Books are fun. You don't have to worry about their batteries dying when you get to the good part.

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Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy

Books are fun. You don't have to worry about their batteries dying when you get to the good part.

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Unless it's the middle of the night and there's a power outage.

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Originally Posted by Gustavo

Unless it's the middle of the night and there's a power outage.

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Well, that's true. However, in a power outage, whatever is playing the documentary will be dead or running on a battery that can't be recharged until the power comes back on.
My favorite thing about books is how portable they are, how durable they are, and how they can be used as a fairly decent weapon...especially against stupidity.

Dex's biography would be really cool. I'd buy and read it.


But like Greg? What would his book be about? Played golf today. Shot a 91. Played with my kid. Home depot tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by TheOldMark

Dex's biography would be really cool. I'd buy and read it.


But like Greg? What would his book be about? Played golf today. Shot a 91. Played with my kid. Home depot tomorrow.

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and...Dexter made fun of me again on (insert date.) That time, I swept his leg with my bass. He doesn't make fun of me anymore.

Also, don't forget, Greg used to jump off buildings just for fun.

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Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy

Well, that's true. However, in a power outage, whatever is playing the documentary will be dead or running on a battery that can't be recharged until the power comes back on.
My favorite thing about books is how portable they are, how durable they are, and how they can be used as a fairly decent weapon...especially against stupidity.

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Books are an excellent weapon against dumbasses. Dexter Holland's book would be so awesome that people might read again. Which would also protect against douchebags.

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Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy

Also, don't forget, Greg used to jump off buildings just for fun.

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actually that was just in the americana and huck it home video's someone asked him if he did that in real life and he said no

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Originally Posted by cool 2 hate 681

actually that was just in the americana and huck it home video's someone asked him if he did that in real life and he said no

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Oh. I never heard that. I thought he actually did it. I learned something today!

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Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy

Oh. I never heard that. I thought he actually did it. I learned something today!

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Too bad. I prefer bassists who live a little, and occasionally (if the jump goes poorly) die a lot.

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Originally Posted by Godxilla

Too bad. I prefer bassists who live a little, and occasionally (if the jump goes poorly) die a lot.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure Greg is rather plain and even boring sometimes, but whatever. Greg K is Greg K. Take him or leave him as he is, right?
I think the most hardcore thing I've seen him do on video is hit a golf ball through his window, then hit the window with his club and smile about it. It was at the end of another video that I can't find.