You want me to die, so you tell me to eat poop and get high? That doesn't make any sense on so many levels. Since when is eating poop a surefire way to kill yourself? And what the fuck does getting high have to do with anything?
You suck at recognizing sarcasm. I mean, just because you can't hear a person's voice doesn't mean there aren't other clues. I mean, I'm using campaign cliches and talking about being a Supermod when that position was JUST filled. It's obvious that I'm joking. ASPERGER'S is no excuse!
But I think I do deserve a small amount of credit for moving this issue forward, lol.

