The Banned Game

Banned for being the funniest dude on Mars.

Banned for thinking Patriots are going to win the super bowl.

Banned for being wrong in banning me.

Banned because HMV is probably going to close down.

Banned because I don't like acronyms, nor understand this one.

Banned because HMV stands for His Master's Voice which is a music shop.

Banned because you didn't realize Noodles is browsing the forum right now.

Banned because I was asleep.

Banned for sleeping, duh.

Banned because at least I woke up early enough to chat to you and Noodles on Twitter.