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Can you think of anything worse than a magician? Like, who just decides "Welp, going to be a magician for the rest of my life. This sounds great.". It's just kinda like "Wait, are you serious?"
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This works for me.

I'd go for brutally and unapologetically masculine.

WHOOOOOOOOA-OOOOOOOAAAA, just can't get enough.

Wait, my bad. Page four of watermelon image search.

I'd hit it, tbh.

Search for watermelon with the safe-filter off. Third page. What. The. Fuck.

I leave FB idle on my desktop pretty much constantly. I like to leave Firefox open so I can resume whatever I was doing previously without opening new instances.

I check things constantly ever...

There's a 5pm rule?

Oh, and shout-outs Mags. Want to put me up in Dublinz?

The internet.


Forté (alt + 130)

born2diiieeeeeeeeee

Were RC and I just drunk or was this thread locked yesterday?

You're a month ahead of the curve, aren't so very edgy? Oh wait, I had a Friendster (suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick).

This is actually quite rad. Didn't know the option existed until reading your post, so thanks yo.

I only really use Graffiti Wall (which is awesome), Last.fm (which is fun when it works), and some Pokemon bullshit (which sends me notifications but I don't want to delete it). I've been hassled...

It bothers me that no one pointed this out until now: it's a sex thing. Old bitches want the dick and young guys are more than willing to give it. It's easy. It works. No real reason to think...

I'm totally bad at making love mixtapes, but I'll give shout-outs to these tracks:

Arcade Fire - No Cars Go

Girl Talk - Play Your Part (pt.2)

Mika - Lollipop

Muse - Starlight

Why do you think I'm a nonfiction writer?


Yes. Immediately. Just saying.

Breathe is the word yr looking for.

JUST AN FYI. LUVSUVLAD.

Shout-outs Sunnies.

Forwarding e-mails has always seemed to hold a greater appeal to the "my-vagina-is-drying/dried-up-and-i'm-so-pathetically-alone" types than anyone else. It's like, I guess the e-mail in this thread...

What a magnificent circle-jerk of mediocrity.

Yo dawgs, my mom sent me this super funny e-mail:



People that forward//post e-mails in forums are assholes.

I was kind of upset with myself for pausing the Last Day of Magic for that.

The cop that came into my apartment today was pretty solid. I mean, punk rock//LoC//one dead cop and whatnot, but I have no beef with the police.