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  1. I hate you.

    I hate you.
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    Thou shalt not encounter this masters of torture or thy pain shalt never cease

    http://www.americanenglishdoctor.com/IMAGES/teletubbies.jpg
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    Yesterday a man in Austria cut off his arm by...

    Yesterday a man in Austria cut off his arm by accident and drove to the nearest hospital with just one arm left. Impressed? Btw: He drove 20 km to the hospital where I was born (not the one...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3atwk2i-Iw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3atwk2i-Iw
  5. Nice. Me likes this.

    Nice. Me likes this.
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    ROFL! LMFAO! LOL! Hilarious!

    ROFL! LMFAO! LOL! Hilarious!
  7. So you regret that you missed the killing of a...

    So you regret that you missed the killing of a naked blonde during coitus and you are desperately seeking its movie title? Priceless! Female jealousy at its morbidst.
  8. This post perfectly fits the stupidity of this...

    This post perfectly fits the stupidity of this thread. Thanks.
  9. I don't have a facebook account, since I got...

    I don't have a facebook account, since I got bored with Myspace already. Still I manage to keep friends, it's astonishing. I don't have friends who have kids, actually I know a couple, but I don't...
  10. Hey Thibault, what is your opinion on this topic?

    Hey Thibault, what is your opinion on this topic?
  11. This thread is just wrong. Bighead and RageAndLov...

    This thread is just wrong. Bighead and RageAndLov are acting interestingly weird. Pro-pedo weird, isn't that interesting?

    Ashford needs to be locked away, immediately.

    What is a lowering of...
  12. I am batshit crazy and paraniod. I am batshit...

    I am batshit crazy and paraniod.
    I am batshit crazy and paranoid.
    I am batshit crazy and paranoid.
    I am batshit crazy and paranoid.
    I am batshit crazy and paranoid.
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    Maybe I'll consider answering other questions...

    Maybe I'll consider answering other questions afterwards. Answering a question with another question is quite easy, is it?
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    The difference of the two translations is...

    The difference of the two translations is minimal, but it sounds a bit better. The other version sounds a bit humble, imho.
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    Responsibility

    There is a German song by Die Ärzte. It goes:

    Es ist nicht deine Schuld, dass die Welt ist wie sie ist,
    es ist nur deine Schuld wenn sie so bleibt.

    which means:

    The outcome of this world is...
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    I apologize again, this totally makes sense,...

    I apologize again, this totally makes sense, Llamas. Thank you.
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    Just wait.

    Just wait.
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    You claim people do that in Germany? This is no...

    You claim people do that in Germany? This is no habit, not formal, this is wrong. Why does she write it wrong? "haben Dir Deine Eltern" is wrong. Like if you write in English "have Your parents"...
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    I just want to know why she writes...

    I just want to know why she writes "Deine/Dein/Du" big all the time, I don't claim she's fake. That's the only question left. If she learned it in school, that's strange. Because everyone knows, that...
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    I like the first post, nice story (no sarcasm). ...

    I like the first post, nice story (no sarcasm).

    In Vienna it's pretty much safe. You can go alone at night without being thugged. Still, it depends on the places you go and your behaviour. There...
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    We all can agree that my story was very paraniod...

    We all can agree that my story was very paraniod and that I'm very suspicious. So I want to apologize Samseby. Still, because I know I'm that way, I want to prevent to think that stupidly about you...
  22. Thread: Jokes

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    A blonde goes into a library. She says "I want a...

    A blonde goes into a library. She says "I want a burger, cola and fries. With ketchup, please."

    The employee replies "Lady, you're in a library."

    "Oh, of course." So she starts whispering "I...
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    I just leave this conversation, I'm not sure...

    I just leave this conversation, I'm not sure myself anymore. I don't want to make anyone angry, still I think there's some alternative accounts. I stick with being paranoid and keep it that way. I'm...
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    Sorry that's my fault, she said she wouldn't post...

    Sorry that's my fault, she said she wouldn't post her p.... to prove she's girl, my bad.

    Still it's strange. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry, I just don't understand it. So now I'm officially batshit...
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    He could have just copied it from any youtube...

    He could have just copied it from any youtube text. "Mädel" you find very easily, even in some translation programs. "irgendwas" and "außerdem" are normal words.

    The relevant stuff is as he...
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