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The Offspring is my all time favorite band! I've seen them 12 times, flew out of state, and waited 3 hours in 17 degree weather in Aspen at The X Games against the barrier. I have the Conspiracy...

Personally, I think Spam is delicious. I don't think the administrators give a fuck about any of us. Booya!

Personally, I think the cover should be a shot of Noodle's ass. Yeah.

Well built, like my ass. Yes, your bunghole. ~Heloise Ham Bone

Peanut butter. ~Heloise Ham Bone

Sometimes I chat in my room, with myself. I prefer the company of me over the company of bitching faggots. Of course, if you shut up and sit in the corner I might let you watch. Santa Clause is...

Remember that game you used to play in elementary school when you and your classmates would go to the hidden spot in the corner of the playground and strip naked? Then you would do dirty things to...

I think the new album should be called "Bleached Bunghole". ~Heloise Ham Bone

I love high school type topics!!! Ya know, I love just sittin' around and chatting about things that nobody cares about, because our lives are so boring that we have to create interesting bullhooky...

Have you ever heard of the butt lust prophecy? In ancient scribes found deep beneath the Black Sea, prophets foretold of the apocalyptic "butt lust" that will destroy all those in its path. The...

Hi my name is Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I spent 15 years drinking... then it stopped working for me. I couldn't get drunk, and I couldn't get sober. That's what led me here, to this forum. GET...

Yo Dawg, cheese is whack! Butt cheese.... yeah. PEACE!

The thing is, most all of my friends are very liberal, and I'm well, not. But for fucks sake man, we still get along. In fact, we're almost exactly alike. The only thing that divides us is...

I think WheelChairMan is pretty hot... but he's like my little brother's age. I guess that's cool. Sometimes I go to the skatepark, and go skate with the 15 year old boys. I'm 21, but I think...

Hmm, I'm thinking of how much it would suck if I was the drummer from Def Leppard. He only has one arm. But then I thought, what?! Def Leppard ROCKS! That would RULE to be the drummer from Def...

Soundgarden- Black Hole Sun

I dunno, I guess I find it interesting, even though it is tiresome. Know what I mean?

Yes, I am not ashamed to say that I back our President. I don't feel like arguing politics anymore though. I feel like that's the only topic of conversation anymore. I would suggest checking out...

Sweden Rocks! At least a lot of good bands seem to come out of there.

21 here. I've been listening to Offpspring since I was 9... I feel old.

The Offspring should play a show with The Hives, Primus and Guttermouth. That would be diverse.

Best Offspring song.... Take It Like A Man

Best song of all time... hmmmmm... Maybe, "Revolution" by The Beatles.