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LoL. Take a joke /shy

congratulations! May things forever work out well for the both of you.

LoL Viri. Trolling for twitter followers? xDD
Thats a bit shameless /meh

God is bipolar? That explains so much... xDDD

Actually, I made it through about 6 of them before I grew bored.

And I don't get hangovers. I only ever had one in my life, and that was drinking an whole bottle of rum to myself (almost). ...

Yeah, the Skull is a better symbol of the Offspring.
I prefer the Angel though, just because I like them better as tats.

Not that I'm proud of it this time, but yeah, I'm drunk again.

Ok, seriously, what is the point of attacking me? I was being polite despite it, and yet you continue.

In any case, clearly people don't find me as amusing as I find myself. Oh well. I'll go...

i did invite friends, but like I said, its wednesday, and they all have to work in the morning. I keep weird hours.

You people are misunderstanding me. The point isn't to complain. It's to have fun and possibly get other people involved in the fun. Whats wrong with that?

thanks wheelchairman, i appriciate the encouragement. have a nice day yourself ^_^

and btw, dexter randomnumber: I didn't mean to sound preachy. Truth is, if you knew the stupid things I did in highschool to get on the wrestling team you'd think I was anorexic too.

two down, this is going slower than expected, but I have that warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach. and my face is numbing

surfing sounds fun, I always wanted to try that.

And just because you don't think you are anorexic doesn't mean you're not. In fact, denial is one of the many signs. Are you overly worried about...

oh wow, and the stupidity starts already. It took me like 10 minutes to realize the reason you "weren't still posting" was because a new page had started already xD

Anorexia is bad too. If you...

Don't drink underage. It stunts your growth.

That being said, you're way off base. I'm much larger than your friends which means it's gonna take much more. In truth, I wouldn't be surprised if...

ok... light beers tast like ass. Whoever invented them should be shot.

Thats the last time I grab a pack of randoms....

of course it could be because of the lack of sleep as well.

and of course you haven't experienced it. You're what? 14?

And for the record: I don't normally condone such displays of stupidity. ...

not yet, but I'm remembering how much my god like video game ablilities leave me when I'm drinking.

ahh... one down

And I'll only say interesting things if people keep me going. Otherwise its just a typed rendition of "12 bottles of beer on the wall"

Ok, so I know it's wednesday but I've decided it's time to get s***-faced. I've been awake for about 3 days straight because I'm depressed as hell, so I've decided to drink until I forget who I am...

Gullibility has nothing to do with IQ level. That being said, if you apply specific numbers to an article like that it makes it seem that there was some actual research done. I didn't care enough...

I saw it and expected a crappy "Dude Where's My Car" sort of feel to it. I was surprised how good it was. If you haven't seen it, I would also recommend it.

It's interesting that video games got brought up in reference to this movie. The producers and director were working on a film adaption of the Halo series, but they dropped it to make this movie. I...

Wow, if these are true statistics Dexter puts my ~140 to shame.