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I love my new house! YAY!!!

Thank you "Daddy"!!! - yous my hero!!! ;)

LMAO!!!

So sorry to laugh at your pain... I do feel for ya... it's just that, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT US "HOT" (or "used" to be hot?) CHICKS GO THROUGH!!!

Maybe Katy Perry is a Celiac? Folks w/ celiac disease are missing the stomach enzyme that helps break down gluten... I think I am a celiac myself, though I've not been officially diagnosed... but...

Oh shite! Are y'all for real? Am I really reading about the plotting of using drugs on an unsuspecting Christian girl in order to rape her because you like her soooo much?

hmmm...

You DO know...

Oh no! He was sooo awesome! He and George Harrison were such good friends... now they are in heaven playing God's music.... :)

OMG! I forgot all about almonds!

Where would "Almond Joy" bars be without them? I love almonds with chocolate.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Brazil butts, I mean nuts! really, honest!

lol

Actually, I can't really decide, I love ALL NUTS soooo much! It's why I come back to this site over and over again! lol

But seriously, I...

"The Big Year"

Very good solid comedy, though not enough of Steve Martin. Jack Black is finally starting to grow on me - I just did not like him right away years ago, but he's alright now. The...

Now THAT is funny, LMAO! :D

Jeesh!!

You DO know that you have just GIVEN out the very BEST pointers to picking up poor, innocent, unsuspecting girls, to a bunch of punkish guys who hang out at a PUNK rock board, and who may...

Yes, I know famous peeps, but I can't really name names.

See, truth is, they KNOW me better than I know them.

I swear! It's the truth!!

All I wanna know is.... did the person (girl?) that Dexter sings about ever "find her way"?

;)

"It's the end of the world as we know iiiiiiittt, and I feeeel fiiiine!" :p




:D

Thank you. You just validated my 'nonsense'. LOL.




And it NEVER will for you! :p



:D

Um, I'm not a guy, but I'm pretty sure that's nothing to brag about. :confused:

But, add a couple or three inches to that and NOW we're talking! :p

Sooooo NOT running after this carrot.......

..........*sigh*

;)



Oh yeah? Well, how do you know for sure that mercury and venus don't have moons, huh? I mean, just because you can't SEE moons, doesn't mean they're not there. Also, there is an ongoing...

OMG! That's STILL wrong!

It's more like this:

1) Every planet has it's own moon (and sometimes more)

and

2) Every solar system has it's own sun (and sometimes more)

"- Ya, but she's got the softest NERF in the TOOL factory." ;)
-Master

lllllooooooooooollll :D gigglegigglejigglejiggle :D

I also manage to live my life FOR REAL whilst inspiring many a rock songs, pop songs, blues songs, action movies, thriller movies, chick-flicks, romantic comedies, and paintings too!! YA! I RAWK...

Well, I pet and play with my kitty-cats while going tinkle - does that count?

:D

*GIGGLES!!*

Wow, that fat boy looks like he's "rockin like Janet Reno!"

LMAO! :D

[QUOTE=Jojan;1438204]Something like this?

http://www.efukt.com/2409_Public_Transportation_Fap_Fap.html -- 18+, NOT SAFE FOR WORK


This is why I avoid public transportation at all costs!! ...

hahahaha!

Exactly which movie was it where Steven Seagal threatened to blow some guy's 2-inch d*ck off with his gun?? lol Anyways, that's what this reminded me of. Omg, now I have seen...